Jackets waterproof. Screams "I do drugs". Good for getting people to approach me and talk idk why. Also matches the you can barely tell in pics
Hairs a mullet I'm regularly told looks like I was born with. Workers love it. Lunch time on the weekdays garners a good bit of attention and praise.
I am beautiful thanks though
I'm able to get by on my physical attributes
I only dress in shitposts for now
Hair doesn't grow on my neck.
And I have three pair of pants and only two fit. Haven't shopped in years, need to but it's not like I have any competition on /fa/ :^)
Didn't realize you were the same dude who made the /blog/
And finally if this goes down again a bunker on fatchan will appear in the webring. It's up now but locked and delisted, though it's there. Just a heads up in case something happens to this place.
Sorry for this bulletin board post not much time