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Anonymous 09/06/2020 (Sun) 12:35:14 No.1391 [Reply] [Last]
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PRO OTTER ORGANIZATION Are (You) doing enough for otters? They need your help, anon. If you know more, post them. Global groups: International Otter Survival Fund https://www.otter.org/ Otter Specialist Group http://otterspecialistgroup.org/ USA/Canada: Friends of the Sea Otter http://www.seaotters.org/ Sea Otter Foundation & Trust https://www.seaotterfoundationtrust.org/ France:

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>>1507 We must spread the otter.
>>1508 l-lewd
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>>1511 Huh? It's not lewd. It's justice.
>>1402 Where could I find an otter to lick?
>>1556 Otters are everywhere anon. Just go outside and pick one up.

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/otter/ for the Infinity Cup 2020! Anonymous 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:44:53 No.339 [Reply] [Last]
Hey /otter/ lovers,
We are currently streaming the group phase of the current year's 8chanCup (or as it's more properly known as the Infinity Cup) but due to the exodus and 8ch hiccups we've lost a few teams whose boards never really recovered.
Because of that, we thought it could be great if you guys could join us with a team of your own and participate in the next iteration of the cup, if you feel like it.
All you need to do is create a wiki entry of your own team over at http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page (use the layout of other teams as a preset), coming up with members/players that represent your board's culture and in-jokes, create a proper emblem and jersey combo and optionally choose strategies, skills and exportable 3d models using the rules set up at http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Rules and we'll make sure to consider your application for the future pot.

I should mention that we would also really appreciate if you came over to our cup's stream at https://cytu.be/r/8cup to spectate what the cup's really all about and to propose your own ideas to make it even better.
See you on the field!
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>>1372 No it didn't, it was pretty bad. I think the problem was simply that we lacked the numbers on the offense and didn't press enough on the defense. >>1374 Is there a setting to increase the IQ of players somehow? Those galaxy-brain moments of our attackers not shooting at the goal while they were in the clear, and missing when they do, is probably what cost us the cup.
The Counter Target tactic should be turned off at least for the attacking midfielder, we can't have two players just standing around and doing nothing while the game happens around them.
>>1374 Shortlist of player style changes I'd make, add cards accordingly: CF: Goal Poacher (leave as is) AMF: Classic No. 10 >AMF should look for space for good passing opportunities to the CF, LMF or RMF rather than running to the box himself >must be very good at passing LMF, RMF: Hole Player >Make them cut in the center to let fullbacks come forward >must be good at running DMF: 1 Destroyer, 1 Anchor Man >The double pivot: the heart and soul of the 4-2-3-1, the launchpad of chances and protectors of the backline >must be good at stealing the ball from opponents and good at 1v1 fights LB, RB: Offensive Fullback

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>>1358 Next time.
Uh, it's... game season again?

Anonymous 11/23/2020 (Mon) 19:51:42 No.1585 [Reply] [Last]
Otters should all be kissed.
Wouldn't it just bite your face?
>>1586 Right on the nose.
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>>1585 By other otters.
>>1592 This is pure love, nothing sexual.

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/otter/ thread #0 Anonymous 04/07/2020 (Tue) 12:08:10 No.975 [Reply] [Last]
So I've noticed that since otters are already a very niche topic, most of the threads on this board are specific to a degree that very few people will participate in them, making /otter/'s activity suffer. There are few threads with more than a handful of replies on here. A solution to this could be to make a general thread, i. e. to throw everything into one b᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎ig conti᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎nuous thread where everything otter-related can be discussed. So let's try that out. Please direct your otterposting into this thread from now on.᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎
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>>1565 Now I need to learn how to juggle so that I can be accepted by the otters. Thank you for your wisdom, he who is so wise in the ways of otters.
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Why are otters called otters?
>>1588 Because they ott.
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>>1588 Because that's obviously what they otter be called, Hitler.

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>>1546 you got more hairy nose pics anon?
>>1558 What constitutes "the best" for an otter, for whom life itself is of the highest quality? How can one thing be superior to another if everything is perceived as enjoyable as possible?
>>1559 One other, but that's the limit of my hairy nose pics.
>>1561 They are so precious. Must protect.
>>1583 They really are phenomenal. One of my favorite otter species

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Otters that cheer you up Anonymous 11/16/2020 (Mon) 23:50:25 No.1569 [Reply] [Last]
I'm in desperate need of some cute otters
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>>1572 >>1577 Yep, if you were an otter this would not have happened. Be a little more otter next time, ok?
>>1572 >coming up on 7 years It's known as the "seven year itch" for a reason, Anon. >she just texted me that it was over >she had already moved out These are not the actions of a woman you want to be married to. You dodged a bullet. Still, seven years. Be strong, and under NO circumstances allow her back, sleep with her again, or anything else. >>1577 >7 years and you didn't get married? Consider that if Anon had married her, she'd still have left, except she would have carefully laid groundwork out of his sight to divorce-rape him, just as she laid groundwork to coldly move out of his life once his usefulness had been exhausted. >A male and female only have to meet and mate once and they're together 4ever. An otter male requires an otter female.
>>1579 >his usefulness had been exhausted I don't believe what you are saying about Anon. >An otter male requires an otter female. Where does an otter male find an otter female?
>>1577 Well, I had been hoping to get married reasonably soon, though that obviously isn't happening anytime soon. >>1578 I guess I'll try to work on it. Maybe if I just ate some more raw fish. >>1579 >"seven year itch" I had always thought that was a myth, but I suppose I was wrong. > You dodged a bullet I did, but it's still tough. Best to think on the bright side though. > Be strong, and under NO circumstances allow her back, sleep with her again, or anything else. I'm gonna try, believe you me.
>>1580 >Where does an otter male find an otter female? The otter female gettin' place

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WebM thread Anonymous 09/19/2019 (Thu) 17:45:10 No.116 [Reply] [Last]
Let's get a webm thread going. Post your best otter webm's.
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Otter wars.
A sea otter pup visits the doctor.
>>950 I was so worried that the otter wasn't going to get pets. I'm so glad that he did.
>>1555 That would have been terrible.

Otter removes koi again Anonymous 01/22/2020 (Wed) 23:05:56 No. 530 [Reply]
Koi tremble in fear as otter makes reappearance in Vancouver Chinese garden
>Nearly a year after a hungry otter began decimating the koi population at Vancouver’s Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Gardens, another animal has returned to finish the job.
>The Vancouver Park Board said Saturday the otter was spotted in the koi pond on Wednesday morning, after the carcasses of three koi were found.
>“To be quite frank, we don’t know what otters are capable of,” he said.
Otters are unstoppable.
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Absolute koilocaust.
No gates will save you.
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This night the land will be stained with the blood of Koi. March to Vancouver Chinese garden. Leave none alive. To war!
Not only that, but they stabbed /delicious/ in the back with a trident today! OTTERS ARE KILLERS

Otter Culture Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 19:58:57 No.16 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is dedicated to otter-related media.
Otters deserve a place not only in nature, but also in our culture.
Share and review otter-related books, films, music, drawings, paintings, poetry, etc.

Starting off, here's a nice children's song about an otter.
It's pretty good, and reminds you what otters are all about.
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>>941 Is that a fish or the fish?
>>112 It's entirely possible. New species of animals are being discovered all the time and it wouldn't surprise me if a few slipped through the net, so to speak.
>>1528 >New species of animals are being discovered all the time Not really, and especially not extant living species. Numerous non-animal species (aka bacterium) are discovered yearly, but it's not some kind of common occurrence these days. There are roughly 8.6M eukaryote species known, and this is basically stable year-over-year.

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The Otternet Anonymous 02/26/2020 (Wed) 12:52:07 No.920 [Reply] [Last]
Are there any other otter-related sites/forums/communities that you use? Maybe we can get a good otter links thread going. I've found that otter fans seem to mostly frequent your typical sites like Facebook, Twitter and Reddit. I tried using them a few times but all that seems to go on there is people reposting the same funny otter pictures (not that I'd want to denigrate our brothers in those places). Still, it's interesting how the imageboard format can instantly improve any topical discussion. Anyways, here are some links. The IOSF website aggregates news and other info about otters: https://www.otter.org/Public/News_OtterNews.aspx Watch Sea Otters live (7am-7pm pacific time): https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/animals-and-exhibits/live-web-cams/sea-otter-cam An extensive blog by an otter watcher: https://otters.net/ IUCN Otter Specialist Group websites (lots of interesting info): https://www.otterspecialistgroup.org/ https://weloveotters.com/
A nice website about otters for any czech anons we may have https://www.vydryonline.cz/
>>920 I know it's just wishful thinking but I hope we get to see Slick's offspring even though he was last spotted 8 years ago.
>>920 Have you heard of anon.cafe? It's an imageboard about otters.

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