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Stormtrooper 03/20/2022 (Sun) 20:37:18 No.5982 [Reply]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars! This thread serves as a simple introduction. Tips: • Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community. 1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars 2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here. 3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share. 4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs. 5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals. 6: Always check the catalog. 7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred. The Rules: • The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit. May the Force be with you, troopers.

/toy/ Stormtrooper 08/01/2022 (Mon) 17:20:24 No.6265 [Reply]
Star Wars Toys general
Now i remember those fancy SW action figures. This one was made by a korean/chinese guy. Vancei or something. Don't know if it was put to sale
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Got a couple of Tie Crawlers for cheap from ebay, they are really neat.
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What's the best mini rig?

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star wars parody Stormtrooper 08/06/2022 (Sat) 03:41:06 No.6288 [Reply]

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Imperial HoloVision NEWS Stormtrooper 08/03/2022 (Wed) 17:52:56 No.6273 [Reply]
Might as well have a thread about news and stuff. Fiona Shaw Describes New Star Wars Series ‘Andor’ As “Great, Scurrilous Take On The Trumpian World,” Says Showrunner Created “A Whole New Morality” https://archive.is/0eD2H >“Our world is exploding in different places right now, people’s rights are disappearing, and Andor reflects that. [In the show] the Empire is taking over, and it feels like the same thing is happening in reality, too,” she explained.
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>>6273 Why do they keep trying to make Trump more based than he already is?
>>6274 Indeed. It also doesn't occur to these retards that Star Wars is not supposed to be this world, but another world of sci-fi/fantasy. Politics can be done well, but shoehorning in current issues is completely inappropriate and a recipe for disaster. Imagine if ANH had references to Nixon, Watergate, and Vietnam -- it would seem incredibly dated and jarring enough to take you out of immersion. Also, I recently scrolled through the official twitter for some masochistic reason, and I just want to emphasize that Disney Wars is utter trash and belongs in the garbage compactor. At best we can salvage bits and pieces of it, but that's it.
>>6276 New Hope pulled visuals straight from WWII > Imagine if ANH had references to Nixon, Watergate, and Vietnam -- it would seem incredibly dated and jarring enough to take you out of immersion. >5 years apart For us, maybe, for someone who watched int theathers would be in the recent memory
>>6278 George lucas used the visuals he saw in his life and used his autisum to make something new and express it in film.
>>6276 > Indeed. It also doesn't occur to these retards that Star Wars is not supposed to be this world, but another world of sci-fi/fantasy. A lot of two-legged creatures without feathers are incapable of understanding what "art" is. It's not a bug, it's a feature. Of art. See "The Psychopath Code"

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Stormtrooper 08/04/2022 (Thu) 22:30:04 No.6283 [Reply]
*ruins your franchise* heh, nothing personnel kid
It was already ruined by the time this faggot got anywhere near it.
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Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply] [Last]
Post them webms
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>>6079 I'd say it could be a rebel safe world (as introduced in WEG material, where Rebels kept their non-combatants safe by establishing colonies with low enough tech levels to avoid showing up on sensors) posing as a low industrial world when imps show up randomly, but there's still too much sci-fi bits on this planet and the timeline wouldn't make sense.
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>mfw the Union gets in the way on building the Death Star

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Nightdive Studios teases potential Star Wars Dark Forces remaster Stormtrooper 08/02/2022 (Tue) 17:23:55 No.6269 [Reply]
https://archive.ph/wip/sKfnb Versions of old games that actually run on modern computers is the only good thing to come out of Disney Star Wars, and they only do it because they fucked up new video games with closing Lucasarts and giving EA an exclusive license. Maybe DF2/MotS after this, since they're even more of a pain in the ass to get running.
>>6269 >Remaster Why? You can run that game in modern systems.
>remaster >just make it run in modern consoles >doesn't polish the visuals >all the same pixelated structure I don't call that a "remaster"
>>6277 In a sense that's a true remaster, since it's presenting the original at a higher resolution than previous official releases. 'Enhanced graphics' is a nice selling point but given how often developers fuck that up (Nightdive's own Blade Runner remaster) or otherwise stray from the original visual intent (Crysis Remastered, Saints Row 3 Remastered) it's probably for the best that they stick with the vanilla graphics. What's concerning is that this is Nightdive, which means the game will be re-implemented on Kex engine (instead of porting the original source code), as a result this 'remaster' will have various inaccuracies that may or may not be patched depending on how much post-launch support they give (their Blood release was left for dead after only a short period for example).
>>6279 >which means the game will be re-implemented on Kex engine (instead of porting the original source code) Fuck, is going to be shit.

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QTDDTOT Stormtrooper 04/02/2021 (Fri) 18:03:50 No.4319 [Reply] [Last]
Ask your questions and get your answers here. How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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>>6241 Well, this was a colossal waste of time.
>>6241 >>6242 >yidsney tears down a well liked male character to prop up their latest unlikable mary sue Really your own fault for expecting anything else.
>>6243 At least there are some nice Chiss art. The funny part is that Eli Vanto is white in this official poster, I guess it was just a tan.
>>6250 Has to be 20% different, goy.

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Stormtrooper 07/30/2022 (Sat) 21:18:24 No.6259 [Reply]
>>6259 Richie, go back to your reviews.

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Star Wars memes & images Stormtrooper 10/19/2019 (Sat) 18:13:01 No.152 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Post any and all SW memes and images you have in this thread.
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>>6217 Palpy will never take you to space olive garden.
>>6262 Ok, i chuckled.

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