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Stormtrooper 03/20/2022 (Sun) 20:37:18 No.5982 [Reply]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars! This thread serves as a simple introduction. Tips: • Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community. 1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars 2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here. 3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share. 4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs. 5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals. 6: Always check the catalog. 7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred. The Rules: • The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit. May the Force be with you, troopers.

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Imperial HoloVision NEWS Stormtrooper 08/03/2022 (Wed) 17:52:56 No.6273 [Reply]
Might as well have a thread about news and stuff. Fiona Shaw Describes New Star Wars Series ‘Andor’ As “Great, Scurrilous Take On The Trumpian World,” Says Showrunner Created “A Whole New Morality” https://archive.is/0eD2H >“Our world is exploding in different places right now, people’s rights are disappearing, and Andor reflects that. [In the show] the Empire is taking over, and it feels like the same thing is happening in reality, too,” she explained.
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>>6461 >Doomcuck Is that faggot still around? Is he still doing his 'gaiz i got a really real inside source at yidsney that says they're really mad at the people who ruined star wars and things are finally going to change' shtick?
>>6462 He was entertaining for a little while, but when he kept going on about "giving second chances" to Disney, I tuned out. Disney is obviously unredeemable and NuWars needs to be sent to the trash compactor. At most, you could turn porgs into a delicacy, and turn Kylo Ren into a dark side version of Rango Tel, but that's about it.
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https://archive.ph/wip/QFE7i >Iger is back as CEO I thought Chapek was setup as the fall guy for Disney failing from Iger's fuckups, but he has barged his way back in to claim credit for his own disaster.
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/11/29/nolte-hundreds-thousands-literally-lose-their-faith-disneys-star-wars/ Under Disney, those who registered their religion as "Jedi" in the UK droped by 90%. Minor, but worth noting.
>>6486 >"jedi" >IRL I understand Alec guiness more by the day

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Stormtrooper 09/21/2022 (Wed) 16:12:52 No.6369 [Reply]
Imagine paying to be frustrated.
Honestly the cucks who pay yidsney for this shit deserve to be frustrated. As much as they bitch about how awful Soy Wars is, they still buy the tickets and pay for a yidsneyHIV+ subscription.
>>6460 They're still making soulless cashgrab shit?

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Studio Ghibli revealed a Star Wars hand-drawn animation project just yesterday ~\(≧▽≦)/~ Stormtrooper 11/13/2022 (Sun) 07:19:28 No.6468 [Reply]
>>6468 >Will never get Visions 2 >get this trash instead What a waste, but at the same time I'm glad that there is not sequel for Visions, since they would ruin the few stories that I liked.
>oy vey the goyim were stupid enough to pay to see the last soy wars gook cartoon lets make another It could be the most amazing thing Star Wars has ever produced and I'll still refuse to pay a single cent until yidsney's taint is completely cleaned off of the IP. I don't even bother pirating it.

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Claim your waifu Stormtrooper 01/08/2020 (Wed) 21:57:48 No.1687 [Reply] [Last]
Claim your star wars waifu. For me, its the blue one.
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Whatever a waifu is. You might have a chance at the diner.
>>5884 Ah, Hermione Bagwa. >>4451 Not a bad figure either.
juhani since visas is already taken
For me, it's Senator Khazar milkers. This MILF is literally the mommy of the rebellion.
>>6469 Isnt she a lesbo?

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Nightdive Studios teases potential Star Wars Dark Forces remaster Stormtrooper 08/02/2022 (Tue) 17:23:55 No.6269 [Reply]
https://archive.ph/wip/sKfnb Versions of old games that actually run on modern computers is the only good thing to come out of Disney Star Wars, and they only do it because they fucked up new video games with closing Lucasarts and giving EA an exclusive license. Maybe DF2/MotS after this, since they're even more of a pain in the ass to get running.
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>>6269 >the only good thing to come out of Disney Star Wars That'd be new unabridged EU audiobooks. I think they're doing the X-Wing series now.
>>6456 That's more Audible's fault than Disney.
>>6280 >kex more like a Source engine port. They did that for the systemshock 1 remaster.
I would prefer a full-fledged remake of both Dark Forces games in the JK2/JA engine with a recreation of these cheesy DF2 cutscenes and a higher budget. But I don’t really have anything against it, either. I'm not into retro shooters, but I've heard Nightdive has a good track record when it comes to these things.
>>6269 Dark Forces finally got a proper source port a while ago so I don't know why anyone would need the nightdive rerelease. https://theforceengine.github.io/

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Andor Stormtrooper 09/21/2022 (Wed) 16:19:28 No.6370 [Reply] [Last]
Are you exited to see a beaner in star wars talking with a shitty accent all the fucking time? Because I don't. Lets start by copying blade runner and adding whore windows! But don't show any of the goods, this is still disney plus after all.
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I salute you for having the temerity to wade through this bilge. I watched the first episode, then started skipping around while reading the (accurate) summaries because nothing matters.
>>6472 Just doing my part, anon. To bad I'm too busy to webm more episodes, i know I know, you are dying to see the next episode.
>>6450 why does the senate look so soulless?
>>6477 To be tonally consistent with the rest of yidsey's soy wars.
>>6477 Because it's the Imperial Senate, it was supposed to be a rubber stamp, souless assembly by the time period.

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/ani/ Stormtrooper 06/15/2022 (Wed) 00:32:52 No.6166 [Reply]
A thread for the TRUE star of Star Wars, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader.
And there is one blazing moment in which you finally understand that there was no dragon. That there was no Vader. That there was only you. Only Anakin Skywalker. That it was all you. Is you. Only you. You did it. You killed her.
>>6213 Here is the full excerpt You remember the dragon that you brought Vader forth from your heart to slay. You remember the cold venom in Vader's blood. You remember the furnace of Vader's fury, and the black hatred of seizing her throat to silence her lying mouth—and there is one blazing moment in which you finally understand that there was no dragon. That there was no Vader. That there was only you. Only Anakin Skywalker. That it was all you. Is you. Only you. You did it. You killed her. You killed her because, finally, when you could have saved her, when you could have gone away with her, when you could have been thinking about her, you were only thinking about yourself... it is in this blazing moment that you finally understand the trap of the dark side, the final cruelty of the Sith—because now your self is all you will ever have.
*ends the clone war* heh, nothing personel obi

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QTDDTOT Stormtrooper 04/02/2021 (Fri) 18:03:50 No.4319 [Reply] [Last]
Ask your questions and get your answers here. How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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>>6404 Angels? Yoda's species?
>>6404 Humans.
>>6404 Don't Zeltrons get the ahegao from contact with Force-users?
>>6458 Do they? That's... hot.
>>6404 Something that reproduces asexually. Shards?

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Stormtrooper 09/19/2022 (Mon) 15:17:14 No.6367 [Reply]
*defeats a shitlord*
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Nobody cares about Lucas last attempt of selling toys and expiring sigh before selling the franchise away. You simply don't exist here.
>>6367 an anon once described Ahsoka as the result of a roleplaying session, where the DM is letting his new gf play, and makes her completely OP because he wants to get laid. I think that really sums it up.

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