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Stormtrooper 03/20/2022 (Sun) 20:37:18 No.5982 [Reply]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars! This thread serves as a simple introduction. Tips: • Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community. 1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars 2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here. 3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share. 4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs. 5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals. 6: Always check the catalog. 7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred. The Rules: • The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit. May the Force be with you, troopers.

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QTDDTOT Stormtrooper 04/02/2021 (Fri) 18:03:50 No.4319 [Reply] [Last]
Ask your questions and get your answers here. How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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>>6547 What?
>>6550 Then how are they the only two people alive who know the location by Jedi Outcast?
>>6553 Uhn… well… you see… errnh...
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What ship is this?
>>6577 Gamma-class ATR-6 assault transport

Stormtrooper 03/23/2023 (Thu) 17:02:22 No.6575 [Reply]
Post characters who are literally you
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Really need to take care of my appearence…

/toy/ Stormtrooper 08/01/2022 (Mon) 17:20:24 No.6265 [Reply]
Star Wars Toys general
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>>6312 Always wanted those Imperial Knights. Too bad it went the way of the EU. Imagine some fancy Sideshow figure of them. Or even good ol' Kyle....
What are your guy's thoughts on the vintage collection?
>>6396 Of the little stuff I have seen, it just a bunch of nerds buying old toys to complete their collection, because of nostalgia. I even heard some people say that they are collectors that bully others because they 'dare' to 3D print parts to complete toys that are broken or missing parts, the toy must be 100% pure or some wierd shit like that.
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black series when
>>6397 Odds are they don't believe the shit they say and only do that to make their collection value go up.

A new hope on repeat Hans score 200,000+ 08/29/2021 (Sun) 00:52:46 No.5315 [Reply]
We're gonna need to create another galactic panic to cover up what extreme measures are required to start this episode all over again before it gets out of control. The news is going to get crazy again! I can't wait to have my mind blown by this political roller coaster. Lots of people are going to go broke, hopefully even record numbers. The empires got some super extreme tormenting to get on with to teach the republic yet another lesson. Such hard work these rebels demand. Rebel scum don't stand a chance.
>>5315 >Rebel scum don't stand a chance.
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>>5315 Imperial pls

Roger roger Stormtrooper 03/06/2023 (Mon) 14:51:31 No.6556 [Reply]
Post in this thread, roger'd.
Which one's roger?
>>6557 He's Roger she's Roger your Roger I'm Roger, we're all Roger.
Oh no, I've been roger'd
>>6565 How does one go about not getting roger'd?
>>6568 Be the Roger Doger!

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Random Discussion Stormtrooper 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:17:52 No.2730 [Reply] [Last]
Since this board is dead Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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>>5809 Those also work. Thank you.
How does the transfer of the Darksaber work? If it can only be legitimately claimed through combat, what happens if the wielder dies of natural causes? Minor spoiler: in S3 E2 of Mandalorian, Din Djarin is incapacitated and the Darksaber is lost. Another character wields it and defeats the one who had captured Din. By right of conquest, shouldn't this character now own the Darksaber?
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>>2730 This >>5718 Last I checked the CIS army was mostly comprised of cheap mass produced droids and them some voluntary planetary forces and some mercs too where's the Republics main army is comprised of indoctrinated child slave soldiers born in test tubes and given high doses of THD in order to make them 'grow' faster. The very fact that the Republic could conceive and rationalize such a concept clearly indicates that they're objectively evil and only further justifies clause for independence of which they were denied because 'reasons'. Not surprising of course, as though imperialists need reasons to torment their occupied victims.
>>5054 >Blah blah blah blah Shut up space commie
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awful board. Stormtrooper 01/09/2023 (Mon) 17:22:27 No.6507 [Reply]
>complains about nu star wars >doesnt speak meaningfully about the eu, too dumb to even read crappy pulp novels >low effort content all over i fail to see the complaints justified. let me put it this way: you faggots deserve yidney
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>>6522 Too much to ask. Chans are the shithole of the internet. Look for smart people to discuss the EU.
>>6525 > Chans are the shithole of the internet >"B-B-B-B-ut muh last bastion of free speech" LARP I genuinely wish these faggots would get slammed into a wall like its the force unleashed by a force user.
>>6507 It used to be better but back on 8fag, there was this really fucking dumb "attention hungry games". /sw/ won, and the board has never been the same since, although a bit faster.
>>6525 >chans >look for smart people they're called "image boards" not chans you fuckin retard
>>6558 What do you expect from twttertrannies?

Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply] [Last]
Post them webms
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>>6352 I would hope it's an act just to get views, but as we all know, hope is the first step on the long road to disappointment.
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>>6363 >space ship with lightsabers on the sides Holy fucking shit this is unintentionally hilarious. This is something a 5-year-old would come up with and think it was the coolest shit ever.
Well, here's some Dark Forces II footage I don't think I knew existed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmukQaUuec

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/ani/ Stormtrooper 06/15/2022 (Wed) 00:32:52 No.6166 [Reply]
A thread for the TRUE star of Star Wars, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader.
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*ends the clone war* heh, nothing personel obi
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Before the grand Sith-storm: Jedi order sweeps galaxy for Force-sensitives, who mostly end up not reproducing. It drives the whole “light side (except-there’s-only-Force) / Dark Side” tug-o-war. The nu-Sith edgelords actually worth a damn tend to be their students turned to “heresy”. The last (but not least: remember those “voices screaming in unison”? It reflects in the Force!) problem: the greatest organization of Force users is a bunch of arrogant, self-righteous mind controlling assassins… which probably affected the common attitudes toward them and Force users in general. The second greatest group of visible Force users are mostly ranting bloodthirsty lunatics. The likes of Revan don’t pop up in every other generation, after all. After Anakin’s misadventures: The Jedi order is destroyed. The surviving Jedi are those who managed to blend in, they remember and can teach techniques, but cannot possibly see the traditional Jedi hubris as desirable or even sane. Most “Sith” emo-butchers are destroyed as well. The most famous and respected Force user (and also Anakin’s descendant) now (after facing both “certain point of view” and Palpatine) without a good reason won’t trust followers of either tradition any farther than he can throw one. So… is there a reason to think Anakin did not fulfill his supposed destiny of “restoring balance of the Force” mostly right (if not perfectly)?
>>6538 I always felt it worked even when Luke's new order was reasonably sized, since it openly rejected a lot of the traditions that were traditions for their own sake and forced a lot to be learned from scratch.

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