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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.


• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit.

May the Force be with you, troopers.
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>>5707 Kreia and the old republic era goes further into detail than the EU. It is true that the original sith are often mistaken for the massassi warriors of yavin 4. However the original "je'daii" order was split following a schism where a sect of the order started following the teachings of the dark side and ignoring any attempts to stop them from abusing their power on non force sensitives. This irreversibly split the order in two. The sect was defeated and cast out, only to propogate themselves somehow and repeating cycles of light and dark. Traya wanted an end to this cycle because it threw her out on her ass and she was lucky to have survived her usurption. It was uncharacteristically kind of Sion and Nihlus to have let her live. Sith are not known for their mercy. Least of all Sith lords. Though given that the Exile canonically talks Sion to Death, there's not much to say there.

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Banners stormtrooper 08/09/2021 (Mon) 00:25:45 No.5095 [Reply]
Share your new banner designs here. There's a 50 banner limit so we'll alternate between old and new banners every 1 or 2 months.
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>>5249 Thanks, anon.

Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply] [Last]
Post them webms
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The only way I can see kenobi and vader fighting in this show is in a dream sequence or something that doesn't count, like clones, but the whole thing is still unnecessary, just like the creation of this show.
>$5,000 shekels for that >mfw

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Star Wars Vidya Stormtrooper 11/29/2019 (Fri) 03:45:34 No.498 [Reply] [Last]
Let's have a thread about /sw/ video games anons, what're you playing now? any good mods out? do you have a favorite genre or style of game? do you have a favorite lucasarts pre-game logo gimmick?
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Just wanted to mention a new board /valis/ is now open on the webring. It's a place about entertainment systems using video or rich visual mechanisms as feedback that may or may not have been put together by a few 8vg anons :^) Discussion can also range to saloon activities like cue games and card shuffling due to their social and classic nature in the ludic activities of people around the world. Having or remembering fun and sharing tips and tricks sounds like the goal, come visit sometime.
Star Wars Hunters is out and its shit surprising no one. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=LlyknKUcfWQ
>>5515 Corey is a ban happy faggot like every other trannycord shill. The EAWremake team is largely inactive and never around so the answer is yes besides the one retard oldfag who keeps insisting they don't need anything yet the mod hasn't been updated in over a year and doesn't even contribute to the mod.
>>5721 >nuwars >full of niggers and dykes >awful gameplay I can't think of anything moore zoomerish than that vid.
Playing Rebellion this days. After you conquer almost the whole galaxy gets boring... the only late content fun with the Empire is to gather all captured rebels, dump then in a controlled planet and then blow it up and kill the rebel characters that can be killed. Dont play with Rebels in ages, the only fun is to capture Coruscant, move the Rebel Hq and make it the most fortified planet in the Galaxy.

I fucking love NABOO Stormtrooper 03/25/2021 (Thu) 10:47:20 No.4283 [Reply]
I love it so much in fact that I had to buy an old Xbox to play the shitty Obi wan game, and now I've finally managed to get pic related to work on Win10 and it's pretty entertaining and comfy. What are some good Naboo content, bros?
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>>4283 You can try gmod. Also try looking for mods of the games that already hve Naboo content.
>>4404 This is will be most painful
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>>4283 >buy an old Xbox Cringe, just find a good emulator to work on Loonix. >Win10 Blue pilled, stop using shitty spyware operating systems. At least make the glowniggers work a little harder to collect your data. >>4291 BF2's Naboo is pretty fun, to bad your guaranteed to always lose depending on which side of the map you start off on because of that one corner of death where all the AI just goes full retard mode.... even more so than usually.
>>5717 W10 is spyware. They stole one of my armor designs and reworked it into the Halo Infinite MK VII armor.
>>4404 >galactic battlegrounds Most EAW mods like Fall of the republic and Republic at war just copy pasted most of the unit dialog from it. The ships use voice lines from the Republic Air cruiser unit. Corey needs to get rid of that faggot who voiced the rebel star destroyer carrier. Actual meme cringe voice acting.

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Star Wars: Droids Cartoon 08/15/2021 (Sun) 03:57:20 No.5151 [Reply] [Last]
Join R2D2 and C3PO in their wacky adventures in this old 80's cartoon, each Saturday I will upload the next episode.
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All in all a good chapter, its nice to see that the kid saw the error of his ways.
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>The Empire is not retardly evil Best star wars show.
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>Admiral Screed waits for his men to board the Imperial shuttle before evacuating Best Admiral. Another arc ends, and R2-D2 and C3PO lose another master.
>>5748 You’d think that the rebels would have at least noticed two droids carrying important info leaving the fleet.

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Random Discussion Stormtrooper 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:17:52 No.2730 [Reply] [Last]
Since this board is dead Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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>>2730 >spoiler It's a shame. What other non-faggy places for Star Wars discussion are there?
>tfw no droid gf you now remember that Solo made /clang/ actually canon in the disney movies.
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>>5731 >implying it wasn't canon.
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>>5732 >>5731 Robo-sexuals need to be purged.
>>5732 Fuck, I just now realized that was what was meant.

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Stormtrooper 11/17/2021 (Wed) 15:06:57 No.5720 [Reply]
You ever just chilling with your Mandos. When suddenly this Mando just Barges in. Its like, Mando please, Mando Please.
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>>5720 Get out and chill with the real mandos.
>>5723 this.
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>>5723 Alright.
>>5736 The guy making that fanfilm should have thought about weathering boba's armor. looks fake af.
>>5740 >weathering boba's armor It needs to be a little different from the original to give less shekels to Lucas.

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Stormtrooper 11/19/2021 (Fri) 14:39:31 No.5737 [Reply]
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>>5737 >Can't play old games in windows to save his life >Aim assist >Looks like he is using a fucking controller instead of a Kb/M >He doesn't know that the death star plans were stolen a bunch of times, by different people >Hates the CGI, makes a joke against the prequels, later he says that the CGI is good. >Calls the TIE Bomber a TIE fighter >The levels feel/are too big He needs to git gud. He bitches a lot about Dark Forces II, the level that I disliked the most was the first two levels, but the rest were fine, as far as I can remember. LucasArts Dark forces series was a first for everything, 2D in the first game and later 3D on the second, its a shame that they didn't push the Jedi and Sith engine more. Comparing DFII against Jedi Outcast is just not fair. DFII was released 2 years after DFI and JO was released 4 years after MS by Raven Software, the devs had years of FPS under their belt. Playing thru the series I didn't have much trouble going thru DFI since it was a Doom game, the jump to DFII in 3D wasn't that rough, since I already played that game I went with Hard and let me tell you is punishing, you need to find the secrets to get extra ammo/shields/items to push all the level The force protection is broken thought.. The jump to Jedi Outcast felt weird, the whole movement felt floaty and aiming was awkward, I needed more time to get used to everything, specially the force powers. In Jedi Academy everything felt just right, the best of the series. All in all it was a great ride and all the games should be played. The guy is an idiot for wanting more Kyle Katarn, if Disney adds him to the nuCanon or make a Jedi Academy II, they would ruin him and the series. There is 30 years of star wars content, he should read/play that instead.
Yeah pretty hypocrit but still funny to watch.

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Star Wars memes & images Stormtrooper 10/19/2019 (Sat) 18:13:01 No.152 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Post any and all SW memes and images you have in this thread.
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>>5677 Is George secretly investing into LFTRs??
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Don't have any better place to put this: >Podarces was Priam's name when young >he was the most notable father figure in the Iliad >Anakin was Darth Vader's name when young >the most notable father in Star Wars >during his youth he dedicated to podraces
>>5719 Its like poety, ye' see, it ryhmes. wasn't darth originally just Vader's first name?

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