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GHORFA TV Stormtrooper 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:59:21 No.4169 [Reply]
>Rkr'tlruk: "Jawenko Aargh" and welcome to the first broadcast of GHORFA TV, made possible by the deaths of holovision newsmen in Anchorhead whose magical "cameras" and "translator vocalizers" now belong to us, as is tradition. Our mission is to spread the words of our people across Tatooine so that all our brother tribes may briefly unite against the source of the outlander menace. All you colonial outlanders will learn your place and know that you to will be judged by Jawenko's fury when the time comes, as well as our sibling tribes once it comes time for us to judge them for their heresies! Now let us begin with our first subject of the day... >Rkr'tlruk: Jawa-Ghorfa relations... A war of words and sticks has erupted between ghorfa shamans, the jawas that sell their wares to outlanders (on holy land no less) and between heretical tribes who defend the selling of machines by jawas in the harrar event known as the "swap meets". >Orrror: A disgusting event. Some jawa merchandise was confiscated and burnt while some merchants in the Great Swap Meet were executed and their children sold into slavery. These machines, especially the aberrations they call "droids", are bought and sold, spreading the rotten and violent outlander way of life upon our world with their machines and droids which are in truth weapons made to destroy us, and then these jawas have the gall to tell me that we, the children of jawenko are the violent ones?! >Orrror: First, do away with these Great Swap Meets which only attract outlanders and spread weapons of death upon our planet, then you jawas can talk to me about this supposed (Tusken) terrorism! >H'Caar ("Jawa-loving heretic from stupid sibling tribe that worships lizards"): But do these simple machines truly pose a threat to us and our cultural identity? From what I've seen, these machines can actually help us deal with our water shortages. Maybe even put an end to our wandering lifesty- >Orrror: Shut your dung-filled mouth before I shut it for you with my stick! >Rkr'tlruk: Brothers please! We are here to unite against the outlander terrorists and the jawas. We can't start treating each others as inferiors when we- >Orrror: You expect me to treat a lizard worshiping akkdog as anything but an inferior?! He is a parasit-
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He is even worse than a jawa, he is - may the the Sky Brothers forgive me for utterting this word - an Outsider
>>4175 >three moons have since passed
>>4175 four times three moons have since past

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Cosmic and Living Force Stormtrooper 10/11/2019 (Fri) 00:35:53 No.101 [Reply]
So why did George introduce the Living and Cosmic Force in the prequels? It was vaguely alluded to here and there, but there never seemed to be a payoff, nor a connection to the OT (unless I'm retarded?).
What are they anyway?
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>>3850 >i love nigger cock in my mouth and ass plz gib me upboats fellow redditors
>>3850 >Where did all the Lucasfags go? Playing Jedi academy in sleepy/v/
>>1289 To be fair Anakin gave the little frog not enough info, just that it was someone close to him, not a pregnant wife. Even Yoda would figure that there is a realm of difference of "someone close" and "pregnant wife". For all Yoda know Anakin was now a celibate jedi knight without any living relative, nobody else to latch to. Anakin lied to the jedi with all his marriage being a secret. Obi Wan only had the suspicion that he was banging Padme, not married to her.

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Just a dump Stormtrooper 12/01/2019 (Sun) 01:16:14 No.523 [Reply]
I think I might actually be missing quite a few of these if anyone has the rest.
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>>4717 My bad. I meant the TIE Bomber
>>4719 Wow, the guy is good.

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The Mouse is turning the aliens gay Stormtrooper 10/02/2019 (Wed) 03:54:46 No.23 [Reply]
>Star Wars: Resistance Producers Confirm Orka And Felix Are Gay Aliens
http://archive.is/h0Cj1
>Star Wars Producers Confirm the Franchise’s First Openly Gay Onscreen Couple
vanityfair. com/hollywood/2019/1 0/star-wars-first-openly-gay-couple-star-wars-resistance
Figured I might as well make a containment thread for disneyshit given they've recently announced some ayys from the show nobody watched were prolapsing eachother's anal cavities.
Dunno why they think anyone cares about Resistance though, let alone that they'd win woke points for pulling a JK Rowling on a canceled series.
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>the woke crow
I just imagined a crow flying round spouting the headlines and tweets from >>5 and >>6
>>29
>the new bounty hunter favorite is the Star Wars version of the Sonic the Hedgehog toilet OC from DeviantArt
>move over Mandalorian pissbabies

How does this fucker even see and aim his rifle? Why are his intestines exposed? Why the fuck does he have a blender on his back for pulping the shit that going down his gullet? This is so bad.
Jones was right.........

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Stormtrooper 01/10/2020 (Fri) 20:56:03 No.1743 [Reply]
Attack of the Clones [RTX ON]
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>>4666 >scary and effective guys in Episode II >bumbling idiots in III Kind of sad.
>>4647 No, it's the writers the ones who can't into military tactics.

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Stormtrooper 05/16/2020 (Sat) 18:18:21 No.3060 [Reply]
This board has been inactive for a few days, is everything alright anons?
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>>4568 >ywn be as comfy as Palpy
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>>4569 Those chairs of his can be really comfy.
>>3061 Got any of the rest of these?

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Stormtrooper 05/09/2021 (Sun) 00:47:44 No.4431 [Reply]
Hey Star Wars fags. i just designed a blaster that can easily kill lightsaber wielders. By shooting three lasers in a triangle pattern all at once, the lightsaber will only be able to block at most two of the projectiles at once, meaning the third one will always hit.
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>>4602 Kek.
>precog >faster reflexes in general >either it's too spread and the jedi can block each bolt or too tight that he can block in a single motion Your idea is stupid.
>>4638 retard

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Stormtrooper 10/03/2019 (Thu) 02:15:58 No.42 [Reply] [Last]
What is this? The fourth of these threads I've made?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
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>>4399 >>4400 Thanks boss man no suit no tie, more to come
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Yooo, you alive or what?

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Stormtrooper 04/01/2021 (Thu) 00:38:18 No.4312 [Reply]
So is that project to create a mouse turd free, Old EU only alternative to Wookipedia dead? And if so, why?
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wiki made by anons and for anons when?
>>4546 >wiki made by anons and for anons when? Sadly it seems to take more work than we are willing to put in.

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Stormtrooper 03/06/2020 (Fri) 20:21:17 No.2702 [Reply]
Was Darth Krayt or Darth Bane right in regards to the future of the Sith? Darth Bane believed that the Sith were too traitorous and too many of them would always lead to conflict, however Krayt believed that uniting them all under one master would ensure stability. And then there's Palpatine's crazy Rule of One... So who was in the right?
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Letting the Sith just grow unchecked is inevitably going to have them turn on each other at some point but I'd argue it's a necessary part of the Sith life cycle. The massive pool of Sith will eventually be whittled down to one powerful Sith lord, while the rule of two could lead to the Sith declining over time. Also semi-related but Darth Sidious was stupid to conceal himself as a Sith. He should have revealed himself as one (even if not to the masses) so that the military would be strengthened through a Sith cult. Good way to bolster battlefield morale is have Sith warriors on the field and fighting alongside the standard troops. Look at it from a stormtrooper's point of view - the enemy may be decently armed rebels but you've got fucking space wizards running alongside you. Doesn't matter that in the grand scheme of things said space wizards aren't very powerful at all on the Sith scale because they are still obviously more powerful than your average human.
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Darth Krayt. To rule through might and fear is the true nature of the Sith. He who stands above all is the one most worthy to rule and control the weak. Darth Bane believed in culling, deception and hiding. The path of a coward. Darth Sidious was closer to Krayt's ideal but ultimately seemed to unsure of whether he could truly handle the legions of sith for a new era, hence why he only kept around weaker dark side adepts and a crippled apprentice at his side, and Luke's role during Dark Apprentice being no more than a ruse. Krayt held no such fears and would've succeeded as a proper new Sith Emperor if not for the Jedi.
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>>4468 >Darth Krayt. To rule through might and fear is the true nature of the Sith. He who stands above all is the one most worthy to rule and control the weak. Not really, this is something from the Rule of Two. Rule of One was all about ideological indoctrination to serve the Sith through the will of the Dark Lord, it enforced loyalty above all else (to the point of the sith lords gladding accept their deaths or killing themselves it it was the will of Darth Krayt) >Darth Bane believed in culling, deception and hiding. The path of a coward. It was the most effective Sith doctrine. Cowardice, courage, it was all stupid notions of morality. What matters is Power. You either have or desire it, >Darth Sidious was closer to Krayt's ideal but ultimately seemed to unsure of whether he could truly handle the legions of sith for a new era, hence why he only kept around weaker dark side adepts and a crippled apprentice at his side, and Luke's role during Dark Apprentice being no more than a ruse. Palpatine aim was to abolish the Rule of Two and rule as an immortal dark side fueled emperor >Krayt held no such fears and would've succeeded as a proper new Sith Emperor if not for the Jedi. >was humiliated by fucking holocrons >even when he manage to come back and restore is body he still was so fearful of betrayal that he launched an army of zombie like troops >tried to cheat death by possessing Cade In the end there was really one truth: Power. To embody it or to crave it,

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