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Young Reader Novels Stormtrooper 02/24/2022 (Thu) 06:22:23 No.5923 [Reply]
Are any of the books intended for young readers any good? Stuff like Galaxy of Fear, and Young Jedi Knights.
>>5923 Haven't read any, I'm still working my way thru the marvel comics.
>>5923 Never read Galaxy of Fear or Young Jedi Knights, but I can vouch for the Jedi Apprentice/ Jedi Quest series being good fun.
>>5923 Galaxy of Fear is great.

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Stormtrooper 02/09/2020 (Sun) 19:12:11 No.2523 [Reply] [Last]
Was the Death Star a good idea?
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>they can't pierce the walls of the main reactor if there are no walls
>>5213 in addition to what I mentioned back then, the Vong are basically the alien invasion trope. yet it's already a galaxy full of aliens, so they come from another galaxy, and it's a stretch. I think they could work if either 1. they're massively nerfed, and are just another species causing a bit of trouble, or 2. the events are placed in the distant past of the galaxy. that way, they wouldn't shatter the universe right after the OT. >>5258 that's not the case, I have valid reasons for being anti-Vong. they feel like the creation of a WH40k fan who hates Star Wars. hope you don't mind me upping an old thread btw
>>5887 >old thread Everything is old here. We are basically w40k techpriests combing over old tech. With the death of EU we are forced to discuss old content over and over and over. I simply refuse to discuss Disney Star Wars.
>>5900 >I simply refuse to discuss Disney Star Wars. Shitting on the nuStar Wars Disney is fun.
>>5901 I don't find it fun at all, actually it's depressing and sometimes downright infuriating.

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How lightsaber combat SHOULD work. Stormtrooper 10/15/2021 (Fri) 07:16:21 No.5629 [Reply]
In the films and video games, lightsaber users typically default to something like a plow/longpoint/seigan. I don't think these are the worst possible stance, but are really focused on things a lightsaber doesn't really need (lightsabers need relatively little speed/force to do serious damage) and leaves a lot of the body open to blasters. I think something like saber's outside half-hanging guard would actually be the default for anyone who expects to fight blasters instead of other sabers (basically everyone post-Russan). It lets the user cover a very large portion of their body with ease just by shoulder movements (only very bottom of the feet aren't protected here, and those are a pretty poor blaster target as is). It allows advancing quickly with relatively little loss in coverage and for someone like Kyle Katarn, it allows quickly drawing a blaster and shooting people who are overly focused on your saber. How do you think saber combat ought to do differently than it's normally depicted?
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>>5663 Why does Yoda use a short saber then?
>>5713 Proper control, precision, the blade is proportional to his size. How a midget would effectively use what amounts to a lance? Even with a lightsaber proportional to his size he needed to hop around like a frantic frog to face human sized foes. It isn't a question of mere weight there.
>>5714 Lance doesn't really depend on your height if it's in a lance rest. Long spear actually works pretty fine on a short individual.
I disagree with some of his points but I think overall it's pretty sound: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=s8cwM3-uowQ
>>5629 In a real fight, yeah you would use a lightsaber different then you used a normal sword. But that shit looks gay so they went with something that's visually appealing to normalfags.

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Stormtrooper 02/09/2022 (Wed) 13:03:56 No.5871 [Reply]
Rest In Peace King, 62BBY-9ABY. Gone but not forgotten. We'll miss you dearly you Bulduga wearing blue fuckhead.
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>>5874 Also be ready for him to not be dead cause I think they said the bacta tank was being used, and unless they shoved a rancor in it I don’t know who else it could be.
What the fuck is wrong with his face, why does he look so bad compared to his appearance from 3D Clone Wars?
Is Cad Bane the one thing about TCW virtualy everyone, no matter which continuity and era of content they prefer overall, agree on liking?
>>5876 Yeah, it looks like shit. >>5877 >no matter which continuity and era of content they prefer overall Yes and no, not everyone watched TCW.
>even the fucking dead man and his clothes are perfectly smooth and clean What does Disney have against weathering props? Everything in Book of Bobba Fett is brand new.

Stormtrooper 08/01/2021 (Sun) 13:00:12 No.4948 [Reply]
*clack* >Your turn, friend.
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>>4959 Ah there you are, Captain. There's this strange demented wroonian sitting in my chair, playing with my chess set and muttering something about tentacled whale sodomy. I need to have a word with the head of security for this.
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>>4961 "Remembering those days in the fleet, serving with the Admiral... that... was a strange day, that i can tell you..."
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>>4950 Not of fan of the bumps on his forehead.
>>4956 >>4961 >Magic whales >Whale sodomy I'll regret asking this but what the fuck did the disney canon do now?
>>5861 Ending of that Rebels cartoon, Space Alladin summon some space whales who grab nu-Thrawn with some tentacles and them jump into hyperspace. Pulling from memory

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Random Discussion Stormtrooper 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:17:52 No.2730 [Reply] [Last]
Since this board is dead Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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>>5798 There is a channel that talks about lightsaber combat that you might find useful, but unfortunately it's hard to find because of search engines being dog shit and normalfags spewing dog shit videos. I'm sure if you look at, for instance, the video by that Captain Fordo, you'll find it in the recommended section if you get lucky. As an aside, I really wish youtube or one of the invidious instances would implement a way to block channels that I will never fucking watch.
>>5800 *that Clone Wars video by Captain Fordo
>>5800 I'll check it out then, thanks, m8. And I agree with that sentiment about Youtube. Seems like even if you tell them not to show specific content, it'll be put in the related video area anyway.
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>>5809 Those also work. Thank you.

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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread Stormtrooper 01/30/2020 (Thu) 23:35:45 No.2263 [Reply]
starting off with a modern classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA rules: don't post cringe (good vibes only)
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>>5803 On a level of 1 to 10, 10 being fucking autistic, how autistic is George?
>>5804 Hes always been fairly autistic. I say an 8/10 .

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High Republic Dumpsterfire Stormtrooper 02/26/2020 (Wed) 17:16:35 No.2639 [Reply] [Last]
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire". But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century). So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
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>>5779 Wow, this video game trailer has made me excited to play this video game. It really convinces me that the gameplay of this video game will be fun, and it tells me a lot about what playing it will be like.
>>5781 The same faggots watching from their private islands demanding everyone take muun poison while constantly turning everything to shit for no fucking reason.
>>5779 Wow they managed to completely avoid what kind of game it's going to be or even what platforms it's going to be on, almost like they don't even know yet or something. This shit could be a fucking gay dating sim on iphones for all we know.
>>5788 Quantic Dream only make walking simulators with different endings and a good dose of pozz.
>>5788 Given the focus on the drumming, I am forced to assume it is actually going to be a rhythm game.

I fucking love NABOO Stormtrooper 03/25/2021 (Thu) 10:47:20 No.4283 [Reply]
I love it so much in fact that I had to buy an old Xbox to play the shitty Obi wan game, and now I've finally managed to get pic related to work on Win10 and it's pretty entertaining and comfy. What are some good Naboo content, bros?
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>>4283 You can try gmod. Also try looking for mods of the games that already hve Naboo content.
>>4404 This is will be most painful
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>>4283 >buy an old Xbox Cringe, just find a good emulator to work on Loonix. >Win10 Blue pilled, stop using shitty spyware operating systems. At least make the glowniggers work a little harder to collect your data. >>4291 BF2's Naboo is pretty fun, to bad your guaranteed to always lose depending on which side of the map you start off on because of that one corner of death where all the AI just goes full retard mode.... even more so than usually.
>>5717 W10 is spyware. They stole one of my armor designs and reworked it into the Halo Infinite MK VII armor.
>>4404 >galactic battlegrounds Most EAW mods like Fall of the republic and Republic at war just copy pasted most of the unit dialog from it. The ships use voice lines from the Republic Air cruiser unit. Corey needs to get rid of that faggot who voiced the rebel star destroyer carrier. Actual meme cringe voice acting.

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Stormtrooper 11/17/2021 (Wed) 15:06:57 No.5720 [Reply]
You ever just chilling with your Mandos. When suddenly this Mando just Barges in. Its like, Mando please, Mando Please.
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>>5720 Get out and chill with the real mandos.
>>5723 this.
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>>5723 Alright.
>>5736 The guy making that fanfilm should have thought about weathering boba's armor. looks fake af.
>>5740 >weathering boba's armor It needs to be a little different from the original to give less shekels to Lucas.

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