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The board for discussing all things Star Wars! This thread serves as a simple introduction.
Tips: • Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.
1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars 2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.
3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.
4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.
5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.
6: Always check the catalog.
7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.
The Rules: • The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit.
May the Force be with you, troopers.
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QTDDTOT
Ask your questions and get your answers here.
How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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Post characters who are literally you
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/toy/
Star Wars Toys general
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A new hope on repeat
We're gonna need to create another galactic panic to cover up what extreme measures are required to start this episode all over again before it gets out of control.
The news is going to get crazy again! I can't wait to have my mind blown by this political roller coaster. Lots of people are going to go broke, hopefully even record numbers.
The empires got some super extreme tormenting to get on with to teach the republic yet another lesson. Such hard work these rebels demand.
Rebel scum don't stand a chance.
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Roger roger
Post in this thread, roger'd.
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Random Discussion
Since this board is dead
Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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awful board.
>complains about nu star wars
>doesnt speak meaningfully about the eu, too dumb to even read crappy pulp novels
>low effort content all over
i fail to see the complaints justified. let me put it this way: you faggots deserve yidney
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Webm thread
Post them webms
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/ani/
A thread for the TRUE star of Star Wars, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader.
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Claim your waifu
Claim your star wars waifu.
For me, its the blue one.
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Imperial /k/ommando Thread: No Lightsabers Allowed Edition
Time to talk about blasters, slugthrowers, and other non-lightsaber weapons and designs. Which is the most practical, powerful or aesthetically pleasing? What would you take with you when the Day of the Rebellion comes and SHTF?
Superweapons are also allowed but only the weapon, all fleet discussion goes in the ship thread.
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What was Nu-Maul's plan?
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Imperial HoloVision NEWS
Might as well have a thread about news and stuff.
Fiona Shaw Describes New Star Wars Series ‘Andor’ As “Great, Scurrilous Take On The Trumpian World,” Says Showrunner Created “A Whole New Morality”
https://archive.is/0eD2H
>“Our world is exploding in different places right now, people’s rights are disappearing, and Andor reflects that. [In the show] the Empire is taking over, and it feels like the same thing is happening in reality, too,” she explained.
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What's his tax policy?
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Star Wars Vidya
Let's have a thread about /sw/ video games anons, what're you playing now? any good mods out? do you have a favorite genre or style of game? do you have a favorite lucasarts pre-game logo gimmick?
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Andor
Are you exited to see a beaner in star wars talking with a shitty accent all the fucking time? Because I don't. Lets start by copying blade runner and adding whore windows! But don't show any of the goods, this is still disney plus after all.
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Nightdive Studios teases potential Star Wars Dark Forces remaster
https://archive.ph/wip/sKfnb
Versions of old games that actually run on modern computers is the only good thing to come out of Disney Star Wars, and they only do it because they fucked up new video games with closing Lucasarts and giving EA an exclusive license. Maybe DF2/MotS after this, since they're even more of a pain in the ass to get running.
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Imagine paying to be frustrated.
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Studio Ghibli revealed a Star Wars hand-drawn animation project just yesterday ~\(≧▽≦)/~
the sauce just in case you asked for it: https://www.theverge.com/2022/11/11/23453230/studio-ghibli-star-wars-lucasfilm
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*defeats a shitlord*
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DESCRIBE WHAT DARTH SIDIOUS LOOKS LIKE
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*ruins your franchise* heh, nothing personnel kid
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Hello /sw/,
ICUP 7 is still being worked on, and progress is still steady, but we need your help. If you have a good PC enough to run PES 2017 and to stream it, or if you are willing to commentate, please contact us at anon.cafe/icup/. Currently we have three potential streamers, but the more the merrier.
In regards to your team, you seem to be missing 3 subs. We need their player names and numbers, preferably which position they will substitute for, and optionally any specific player tactics.
Finally, if you are capable of doing 3D modelling, creating OC, working on the wiki or just helping in any way possible feel free to reach out as well.
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Star Wars memes & images
What the title says. Post any and all SW memes and images you have in this thread.
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Good SW Content Thread.
This is a thread for all good Star Wars content online including webms, memes, image marcos, videos, 3D models, so on and so forth. I am mainly focusing on video content with my post as most Star Wars content online is terrible. All those monotone channels that spend 10 minutes going over the same comic 4-5 times to answer a question that can be answered in a minute or two at most. "What did Anakin Skywalker think of the tax rate" type stuff. So lets post content that is actually worthwhile.
When it comes to edit of the movies Nerd Vault might be the best channel online. An example of a video of his would be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tztJLKxSMg Nearly every force ghost of x talks to y scenario has been done by them. They are pretty underrated to be honest.
This guy https://www.youtube.com/c/WilkinsAnimations/videos is animating the Dark Empire story in parts. He has done 2 episodes so far and it is pretty good. Better than anything Disney is doing at least.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ3rGAkW6LD-G9Zup374xQg/videos
Anyone got other content to share. (This isnt supposed to be redundant with the webm threads or any meme threads. Its supposed to have a broader scope and focus on hidden SW gems. More high quality stuff as opposed to shitposts).
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Infinity Cup
Hey brothers, the inter imageboard soccer tournament from >>>/icup/ is close at hand, could you please compile a list of images that relate to your players?
https://infinitycup.miraheze.org/wiki//sw//Roster
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HECKING STAR WAR!
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3D resp
I'm working on something... Thoughts?
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What is the point of this character?
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Models
Hey, could I bother you in sending me some of these models im making a star wars stopmotion and id like to add REAL LEGENDS beasts
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30. starwars is fucking stupid
1. A man who mooches off of his woman deserves to be executed.
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The Kenobi Show!
>What kind of Obi-Wan Kenobi will we meet in Obi-Wan Kenobi? Says star Ewan McGregor: "We find Obi-Wan at the beginning of our story rather broken, and faithless, and beaten, somewhat given up." >Kenobi is getting the TLJ treatment.
>As the force-sensitive Inquisitor Reva, Moses Ingram will prove a formidable new foe as she seeks out Jedi-in-hiding for the Empire. Director Deborah Chow and writer Joby Harold describe the character as ruthlessly ambitious. >AYO!
>McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Master Jedi and a master of decluttering, as evidenced by his sparse dwelling on Tatooine, where he has set up shop to watch over a young Luke Skywalker.
>"They share a common dark-side goal," Ingram says about the villainous trio of Reva, the Grand Inquisitor, and Darth Vader. "They're on the same team." As for what stands out most to Ingram about her big bad: "It's all heart."
>We all know how Obi-Wan feels about flying. This Jedi prefers to travel by more primitive means (like this eopie) whenever possible. Flying is for droids, it doesn't mean he doesn't like using spaceships/speeders you fucking niggers
>Joel Edgerton is back as Uncle Owen… and we don't necessarily like his odds in a face-off with Reva. (But as a wise smuggler once noted, never tell me the odds.) "Thank you, George, for casting Joel Edgerton as Uncle Owen," laughs director Deborah Chow. "That's all I can say."
>McGregor is all cloaked up again as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and he's got places to go... like the new planet of Daiyu, which "sort of has a Hong Kong feel to it," says writer Joby Harold. "It's got a graffiti-ridden nightlife, and is kind of edgy. It's just got a different lane and a different feeling." WEW!
AND HERE WE GO!
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Separatist Canon: Writefaggotry Thread
Welcome to the Sep Canon writefaggotry thread, here is where writers can go to contribute to the continuation to the old Expanded Universe. You can write, share, and check continuity in this thread.
>What is Separatist Canon?
Separatist Canon is an attempt by anons of this board to continue the Expanded Universe that was unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view) aborted by (((Disney))). As the torch has been handed to us as fans, we must abide by the the rules that the likes of Zahn, Luceno, Stover, and Reeves used to keep Star Wars alive during it's lull between the OT and PT. Thus we must establish ground rules so that we can hold ourselves to our predecessor's standards of quality.
>Rule 1 - Don't contradict G-canon.
The Saga is the base of this entire enterprise, and it is ultimately at the heart of everything we do.
>Rule 2 - Work together to connect our stories together and keep our facts straight.
The main strength of the Expanded Universe was its inter-connectivity and the collaboration behind many of it's writers to not just write stories but expand on the vision of a galaxy far, far away that George Lucas envisioned for us on the silver screen. Obscure references, loose ends, and the occasional retcon make our stories better and close to what was published before the Dark Times.
>Rule 3 - No Disneyshit allowed.
The very idea behind Separatist Canon is that we reject everything Disney has done to Star Wars, and what other people like Dave Filoni have done to the timeline. Therefore TCW (the 2008 series), all of it's tie-in material, and anything Disney has published since the buyout (yes this includes Tarkin and Marvel 108).
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Kino.
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What are some kino anti-Nu wars Youtube channels?
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THE VERMIN IS DYING
https://archive.md/pICww
91% YOY, from $5.4 billion to $460 million
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George Lucas is an autistic genius
I was reading the old black and white version Marvel comics, so it had a lot of ads, other comics and interviews.
One of those interview was of Harrison Ford talking about the first movie and say the line that normalfags parrot left and right when they bitch about George Lucas writting.
>"There were times when I issued a threat to tie George up and make him repeat his own dialogue. I told him: You can't say that stuff. You can only type it."
And they stop there, but I was surprised that there was more.
>"But I was wrong. It worked ... Star Wars was not my film and it was not a performance performance, if you know what I mean. But Han Solo was a plum part as far as I was concerned ... George is a genius."
So everytime I watch a normalfag parrot this quote I get fucking cancer, and it got me thinking. What else are they wrong about George in relation to his work?
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/sw/ humor thread
post them star wars memes
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Galactic Starcruiser Hotel
This is the designated shitting thread for the amazing Disney experience of the brand new Hotel Galactic Starcruiser ride voyage!
For the low low price of $6000~ish, you will be able to board the Halcyon a beautiful spaceship that is older, has seen more combat and is much much important that THE Millennium Falcon!
Its been involved with the High Jedi era, clone wars era and even hosted Han and Lea wedding after they blew up the second death star!
Now sit back and enjoy the ride.
This whole thing is a trainwreck, but damn I wish I could get my hands on that Halcyon model.
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Star Wars Tales of the Jedi
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9viSXP20deY
Oh, shit.. is dat AHSOKA TANO??!
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Request thread
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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Empire thread.
Sheev did nothing wrong.
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Why is she such a slut, bros?
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JW Rinzler, former author and compiler of many behind-the-scenes SW books has passed away.
https://twitter.com/jwrinzler/status/1422966386419064832
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What is this? The fourth of these threads I've made?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
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ROR 2.0
Hey pals, I'm back. The click's ticking for me and my chances to write are measured in months, so I'm gonna be delivering the shit I promised for once.
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ITT: Rebels who are impossible to hate
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>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me.
Cringe.
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Lewd Thread
Post your best lewds.
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Jedi Outcast/Jedi Academy
I was playing Jedi Academy and noticed the booze collection behind the bar in the Rancor level is clearly a real photograph of bottles that has been mirrored. Any idea what this one says? I'm curious what drink canonically exists in the EU.
Any good single player mods for Jedi Academy? Core gameplay is awesome, but I've played the same 20-something levels dozens of times now.
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>TFW I can't talk about Star Wars in public anymore because of Filonifags, Nu Wars shills and people who don't understand the movies.
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Join R2D2 and C3PO in their wacky adventures in this old 80's cartoon, each Saturday I will upload the next episode.
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Visions
Hello, fellow Otakus! You like Japanese Anime? And nuStar Wars? Well, I got a surprise for you!
https://archive.md/jsYrR
>stoormtrooper armor, but modified to look like samurai era armor
<It's the First Order Stormtrooper armor
<white girl with brown boy
>art oozing with nip themes
<art oozing with nip themes
They only did this because nip anime/manga is more popular than burger comics/cartoon, is a desperate attempt to get those sweet sweet weeb shekels.
This might be great, if it was Star Wars preDisney, but I bet is going to fail just for the fact that the faggots are going to be policing EVERYTHING in Visions and not letting the nips do whatever they want with the IP, is not like they can do more damage than disney did.
What will the outcome of Visions be? Normalfag will love it, only for the reason that weebshit is popular in CY+6
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Young Reader Novels
Are any of the books intended for young readers any good? Stuff like Galaxy of Fear, and Young Jedi Knights.
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Was the Death Star a good idea?
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How lightsaber combat SHOULD work.
In the films and video games, lightsaber users typically default to something like a plow/longpoint/seigan. I don't think these are the worst possible stance, but are really focused on things a lightsaber doesn't really need (lightsabers need relatively little speed/force to do serious damage) and leaves a lot of the body open to blasters.
I think something like saber's outside half-hanging guard would actually be the default for anyone who expects to fight blasters instead of other sabers (basically everyone post-Russan). It lets the user cover a very large portion of their body with ease just by shoulder movements (only very bottom of the feet aren't protected here, and those are a pretty poor blaster target as is). It allows advancing quickly with relatively little loss in coverage and for someone like Kyle Katarn, it allows quickly drawing a blaster and shooting people who are overly focused on your saber.
How do you think saber combat ought to do differently than it's normally depicted?
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Rest In Peace King, 62BBY-9ABY.
Gone but not forgotten.
We'll miss you dearly you Bulduga wearing blue fuckhead.
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*clack*
>Your turn, friend.
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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread
starting off with a modern classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA
rules: don't post cringe (good vibes only)
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High Republic Dumpsterfire
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire".
But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century).
So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
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I fucking love NABOO
I love it so much in fact that I had to buy an old Xbox to play the shitty Obi wan game, and now I've finally managed to get pic related to work on Win10 and it's pretty entertaining and comfy. What are some good Naboo content, bros?
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You ever just chilling with your Mandos. When suddenly this Mando just Barges in. Its like, Mando please, Mando Please.
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Vader vs Sidious.
Now we all know Vader couldn't win after his injuries, so i have no delusions that he has a fighting chance, at least directly, a fully intact Vader/Anakin? Yeah definitely he would obliterate Sheev, but the Vader we got? No, especially since Palpi deliberately made his suit shitty as well, what i am asking is would it be a quick or long fight? Vader reached 80% of Palpatine's power even with all his injuries and loses. So would it be a thrilling fight for the emperor or would he wipe the floor with his apprentice immediately? Let's say Vader reaches his fullest potential that he could reach with all his injuries, he taps deeper than ever before into the dark side or just the force itself in its entirety, i think he could still sustain himself for a little while after Uncle Palps shocks his suit, so how long and how brutal would the fight be? would it give Sidious a run for his money or would he not even break a sweat?
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>1313 never
>Underworld never
it still hurts
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/sw/ Comm channel Broadcasting System
>>>/meta/15187
Cafe has an Internet Radio now, I was wondering if we can come up with a radio show or METOSP to broadcast some stuff like music, radio dramas or audiobooks.
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Do you think they will ever do anything with Swars ever again once this Yidsney shitstreak dies out?
If they make another trilogy will it be a sequel to Yidsney trilogy?
Will Geogre buy it back?
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>they will apologize now
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Darth Vader
Let this be the thread about the face and soul of SW.
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thos is not the niggers you is looking for
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Is Satine Kryze the most glaring case of an unintentionally unsympathetic character in Lucas' Star Wars?
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So how much do things suck today troopers?
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Why the TIE Fighter is a good ship
Guaranteed Rebelboo Butthurt incoming
Let me tell you fags why this ship is actually probably one of the best Starfighters of it's generation.
For starters lots of retards tend to try and compare it to the X-Wing in an unfair comparison chart neglecting the fact that the ship is actually 20 years older than the X-Wing so they refuse to compare it to it's real competition like the R-41, Z-95 or even Y-Wing which for all purposes it absolutely dominates over.
Most Rebel Scum tend to cite it's lack of shields. Most Rebel Scum before they got ships like the X-Wing ended up dead. For starters while it does lack shields, the TIE Fighter is known for taking a glancing hit or two but it's armor protection is not what it should be reliant on. The TIE Fighter for all purposes is a pair of powerful cannons strapped to a highly efficient engine that not only gives it considerable speed but lets it turn on a dime. A TIE Fighter in fact will out-turn an X-Wing in a dogfight and for the Rebel Scum that are unfortunate enough to not have the privilege of flying a toy payed for by spoilt senator daughters misusing daddy's trust fund money, well we have found none left alive to comment.
Next what the uneducated masses wrongly criticise is the lack of life support and hyperdrive. They think this limits the ship's range but forget it gives it it's greatest advantage. Not only does it help reduce cost for a ship that is already remarkably cheap and easy to maintain, repair and replace, but it also helps to significantly reduce the energy signature of the craft. Many a deluded fool has found them suddenly descended upon by the Empire with virtually no warning and in nearly all cases the TIE Fighter has been granted the luxury of firing the first shot in an engagement, an advantage that cannot be understated.
About the only thing you can truly criticise this piece of perfection for is that is now deserving a true worthy replacement to carry on it's legacy.
Now with this information at hand, care to remind everyone why the TIE Fighter is bad again, you Rebel Scum!
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The Mandalorian
Pirated, of course. Yidsney can fuck right off. Don't ever let it touch your money.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
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What's your favorite prequel comics?
For me, it's the Ki Adi Mundi ones, both Prelude to the Rebellion and Outlander.
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Boba Fett? More like Cucka Fett!
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Max Rebo
I can't get enough of this little guy.
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Goodbye Star Wars.
It is the end of an era, the final bastion of pre-disney wars comes to an end today, and on may 4th of all days, which is appropriate i suppose. Say what you want about the Clone Wars but it was the final remnant of the old Star Wars, the bridge between the old and new, and with it's conclusion comes the conclusion of the old good ways. It was a little disappointing to be honest. The ending gave off this vibe of hopelessness and sorrow and like something good has come to an end. Which is fitting because it is true, both in their universe and in real life, so that's it, that is the end of the old Star Wars. It's gone now forever…
I don't mean to sound like a dramatic soyboy faggot over a fictional universe, but yeah that is the end of pre-disney Star Wars. whether you were one of the first to see it in the theaters those 42 years ago or you grew up with the prequels It has been a wild ride and an honour anons. I know i am going to sound like a fucking cringelord for what i am about to say but i thought it would be the only proper way to sign off and say goodbye to a franchise that filled our childhoods with joy.
May the force be with you, always.
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Young Skywalker, we meet at last.
I have been waiting a long time for this moment to finally see you face to face.
This is the first Jedi Darth Vader has ever brought into this newly constructed Death Star.
And I brought you here to I form you that I have personally requested the Death Star to be constructed. And that this is my favorite place, inside this death star. And I am so glad you made it here to see me, in my pride and joy space station, which I totally am glad is being constructed.