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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.


• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit.

May the Force be with you, troopers.
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Webmed the whole Star Wars Holiday Special in /christmas/ drop by. https://anon.cafe/christmas/res/1001.html

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Banners stormtrooper 08/09/2021 (Mon) 00:25:45 No.5095 [Reply]
Share your new banner designs here. There's a 50 banner limit so we'll alternate between old and new banners every 1 or 2 months.
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>>5249 Thanks, anon.

Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply] [Last]
Post them webms
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>>5840 Somehow the royalty-free stock action music is the most jarring part for me.
>>5840 Why are they color coded like this is Power Rangers or some other toku/sentai kind of show?
>>5843 I guess they wanted to represent the sodomite flag, but run out of budget.
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>>5840 Dex's Diner called. They want their props back.
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>>5845 Those bikers don't have a quarter of the charm of Dex's diner.

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Stormtrooper 07/29/2020 (Wed) 21:27:57 No.3198 [Reply] [Last]
>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me. Cringe.
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>>4878 >omg, don't you know some zceleb?? no
>>4886 He was an ancient figure from the 2000s who was like the Doomcock of his time. He made all sorts of fake evidence to prove he spoke with Lucasfilm people and actors who worked on the prequels and made all sorts of claims like knowing Darth Maul's real name which even some italian translators used. The guy was eventually ousted as a fake by pros and others at Lucasfilm who revealed everything he made was bull. He ended up apologizing and fleeing from the net forever. Guy was probably the first super big Star Wars eceleb.
>>4890 sounds fun
is he still talking how Kennedy tots lost when she's the CEO of everything now?

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Star Wars Vidya Stormtrooper 11/29/2019 (Fri) 03:45:34 No.498 [Reply] [Last]
Let's have a thread about /sw/ video games anons, what're you playing now? any good mods out? do you have a favorite genre or style of game? do you have a favorite lucasarts pre-game logo gimmick?
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Whats the opinion on Fallen Order?
>>5806 Only play it if you finished all the Star Wars games and you are starving for vidya and even then I would advice against it. Its a souls-like, Uncharted-wannabe adventure, where you run around huge areas where you get lost because of the shitty map, killing things with your lightsaber that feels like a glowing bat. I was baited with the trailer when the sith girl was stalking you, second pic related, it made me rock hard thinking I could join the dark side, but then my dick went flat when I saw pics of her without her helmet, all the girls look like shit. Also there is only one ending, so no dark side ending, because fuck you. The hilarious part is that the MC doesn't have any impact at all in the universe, for example like in Dark Forces you stop the Dark Trooper project, in here you just delete a special list. .t Didn't play the game
>>5806 No decapitation. It's shit.
>>5806 it's shit jim/10 Souls game with Star Wars paintjob. Lightsaber might as well be a glowing wiffleball bat that serves double duty as the MC's butt plug. Forced to play a soulless ginger faggot who's master is the ugliest sheboon modernish CGI can produce.
>>5806 As others have said before me, it's not good. More consolized trash that people eat up because they don't know any better.

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THE VERMIN IS DYING Stormtrooper 09/16/2020 (Wed) 17:08:46 No.3574 [Reply]
https://archive.md/pICww 91% YOY, from $5.4 billion to $460 million
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>>5691 The entire experience is scheduled for you as well - you don't even get to choose how you spend your own time there. I can't imagine paying five thousand north american dollar menu coupons for this shit.
>>3724 The rich and powerful would NEVER hurt children :^)
>>5691 Disney Reveals “Captain Keevan” Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser Character https://archive.md/EpO0H Its a gift that gives on giving.
>>5778 >>5780 This looks more like a shitcanned Dr Who episode than anything you'd see in Star Wars

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Star Wars memes & images Stormtrooper 10/19/2019 (Sat) 18:13:01 No.152 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Post any and all SW memes and images you have in this thread.
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>>5677 Is George secretly investing into LFTRs??
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Don't have any better place to put this: >Podarces was Priam's name when young >he was the most notable father figure in the Iliad >Anakin was Darth Vader's name when young >the most notable father in Star Wars >during his youth he dedicated to podraces
>>5719 Its like poety, ye' see, it ryhmes. wasn't darth originally just Vader's first name?
>>5722 >"If you kill me, Darth, you'll only make me stronger." Why would Obi-Wan address him by his title?
>>5825 A good question, for another time.

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Random Discussion Stormtrooper 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:17:52 No.2730 [Reply] [Last]
Since this board is dead Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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>>5798 There is a channel that talks about lightsaber combat that you might find useful, but unfortunately it's hard to find because of search engines being dog shit and normalfags spewing dog shit videos. I'm sure if you look at, for instance, the video by that Captain Fordo, you'll find it in the recommended section if you get lucky. As an aside, I really wish youtube or one of the invidious instances would implement a way to block channels that I will never fucking watch.
>>5800 *that Clone Wars video by Captain Fordo
>>5800 I'll check it out then, thanks, m8. And I agree with that sentiment about Youtube. Seems like even if you tell them not to show specific content, it'll be put in the related video area anyway.
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>>5809 Those also work. Thank you.

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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread Stormtrooper 01/30/2020 (Thu) 23:35:45 No.2263 [Reply]
starting off with a modern classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA rules: don't post cringe (good vibes only)
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>>5803 On a level of 1 to 10, 10 being fucking autistic, how autistic is George?
>>5804 Hes always been fairly autistic. I say an 8/10 .

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Claim your waifu Stormtrooper 01/08/2020 (Wed) 21:57:48 No.1687 [Reply]
Claim your star wars waifu. For me, its the blue one.
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>>5171 *federals" analogy.
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>>1855 >Fuck you George take your billions of dollars and invest into chink genetic research to bioengineer Twi’leks. No, he'd rather spend his money on genetically modifying a chicken into a dinosaur
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>>5171 Ahsoka has always been a shit character and the people who fawn over her for showing the minimal amount of development in the span of three different TV shows seriously need to consider reading and watching more stuff. That season 5 wrap-up so many claim to be the best arc in TCW turned out to be fucking terrible, what's with presenting Ahsoka as some misundertood victim of the circumstances when she admitely acted out of her urges and fears the entire time? Fucking off for who knows how long after being acused of killing several clones only to be greeted with them having painted her insignia on their helmets is the most bullshit thing they could have come up with. And to top it all off you have to account for the time-travel fiasco.
>>5171 This is why I still believe the 2003 clone wars show happened concurrently with filoni's faggot shit. There was no battle of muunilinst at all in Filoni's show despite it dealing a massive blow to the CIS's funding and being one of the first major victories of the clone wars early on.
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>>5795 The first line seems to imply that you think I think Ahsoka is actually a good character, is that actually the case? If so, I don't, I just said I'd rape all the characters, that's all.

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