>how did you steal this? >All that fucking dialog >Its SO fucking easy to steal from the empire! >mfw >I can looking for something more and I think I found it >white smuggler thinks that andor has special skill, even though ANYONE could just walk inside an emperial facility and still shit >3 fuckin episodes and the show doesn't show any skills or abilities that Andor has, only that he is a deadbeat bad debt cold blooded killer that leeches on people >myfuckingfacewhen >whole town start their autistic alarm >why? >fuck do I know >will it matter? >Nope >slut gets arrested, because reasons

>beaner gets shot on the should by a fucking rifle >will it matter? >Nah, is fine! >cuck finds his "girlfriend" >gets killed like a fucking retarded >rest in piss

>Justiceguy gets mugged, didn't secure his six I swear, if he fucking die I will stop webming this shit. >corpos leave the fucking corpo LaaTs alone and unguarded This is so tiresome. >of all the Laats, the guy that killed the cuck picks the one that is boobytrap, how lucky >corpo Laats fucking crashes, it didn't crash on a fucking house, how lucky >corpo tusken gets infront of a moving speeder Kill me.

And the mini arc ends, with criminals killing law enforment and escaping. Can't fucking wait to see more. Did you rike it?

3 episode in, I think the show is mediocre, some scenes look as bad as a sy-fy show, but the practical effects look nice. The story has to many silly things, stupid things or stuff that makes no sense. The only characters that I give a fuck about is Justiceguy and bladeguy. Bladeguy running to help his men after getting jihaded and Justiceguy shellshock came to me as a surprise.

>>6391 >unironically using a quarry as sci-fi terrain That's literally been something people have mocked cheap BBC shows and stuff like Power Rangers for doing for decades. Might as well use Kirk's Rock at that point. >empire logo on the fucking equipment.jpg Eh. Plenty of real world governments have stamped everything they own since it makes it harder to flip on the black market (among other reasons).

>yet another yidsney show is shit Truly an outcome no one could have ever seen coming from miles away. I hope you at least pirated that shit and aren't paying yidsney.

>>6395 >I hope you at least pirated that shit and aren't paying yidsney. I payed for something alright, the electricity and internet.

How is the show about the most boring nuWars character so far?

>>6400 The good guys are so unlikable that I'm rooting for the security forces to arrest them.

>>6388 The idea to show the effect of blasters in an environment that will become more dangerous even beside the shrapnel is good. So, of course, the zombie rat worshipers had to fuck it up and turn into a circus. This looks like some dumb arcade - HIT THE BLINKING CHAIN 2 TIMES for SWINGING ANVIL POWER-UP.

>>6388 This set had to be reused from some shitty fantasy or fake medieval movie. It's so blatantly out of place in a sci-fi setting.

I still don't like the droids talking, it just takes the charm away. >hurrr duurrr join my rebellion This whole scene was a waste of time >strong independant womyn character >the so call evil empire is the most diverse and inclusive I can't even like the empire anymore. I miss Justiceguy already.

>the viewer doesn't know what is the ISB >should we show them what they do? >or tell them in a speech? >proceed to make the old guy boss tell his underlings what the ISB is BRAVO! >Rakata Is that shit common knowledge?

Finally some Justiceguy scenes! >make the scene so that the 3 whites guys look smaller than the tusken Really makes you think. Damn, those display look impractical as fuck.

More shit that I don't give a single fuck about.

>return to nuCoruscant >the heart of bureaucracy for the whole galaxy >you only see humans >looks like a generic sci-fi >normal looking luggage >they fucked up the numbers This whole show is lame! The only thing that is saving it is justiceguy. Did you guessed that he went back to his mother? Because I did. Now I wonder why is she so mad and happy at the same time, so odds are he didn't call her every week, but now they will have some good ol' family time togheter, can't wait for the next episode.

>Mon Mothma is a no fun allowed They ruined her.

More boring stuff.

And the episode ends. The whole rebellion started because the Empire doesn't give a single fuck, they think that nobody woud dare to attack them. The Empire is evil, because some characters say so and doesn't show it at all. Brilliant writting right there.

>episode starts with best character trying to piece his life togheter >mother didn't visit him, she has higher standards I wish he shared with her what happened, him almost getting killed by an unstable non-white and watching his coworker get blown to pieces, maybe he didn't shared it because he wants to push those memories into a dark corner to forget or maybe she would brush that aside and not listen. Sadly we cut to spaceback murderer.

>nuMon Mothman is not liked by her family and it seem they know she is a rebel, but don't give a fuck The hell am I watching? Did they really imply that? >kids pulls a fucking Polaroid SX-70 with little geebles >say that old tech is the best, can't be jammed or intercepted >imperial tech is oppresion >he sees oppresion everywhere I bet he would hate the old republic to >group of nurebels are barely pulling thru >spaceback throws precious milk on the ground >nu rebels don't know how the train works >is not in the manual because is custom made >some how the tusken that works in the damn base didn't dare to ask how the train works Kill me.

>TIE pilot says hi >The nurebels feel oppressed HeH.

>other scenes have time passed that I might guess days/hours >Justiceguy is still eating his cereal What a disaster of a show.

Is it just me, or did they confirm that the leader and the mysterious meat are both a couple and lesbos?

And fucking nothing happens, all this scenes of the characters are so disconnected that you might as well cut them off to put in another episode to make the story go faster. I know it would mean more time with Spaceback Andor, but at least by now they would be already dying trying to steal credits from hard working citizens. What do you think how many nurebels are going to die? I believe that everyone will, since he can do everything they can might as well kill them off to keep the payroll low.

>>6433 One of the rules of [current year] writing: if there are 2 women, they're lesbians. Also what's with Disney Wars always showing humans everywhere? What happened to the aliens? Why is the chauffeur human and not an alien or a droid? Do they really think that the audience is too dumb to understand allegories?

I just found this. >The axe forgets, but the tree remembers is a book of modern poetry about love and heartbreak . It explores the feelings of unreciprocated loss and ruminates on the nature of having one's heart broken by someone who doesn't seem to care. Join Akhen Osei on this journey of self discovery and healing.

>>6435 >Also what's with Disney Wars always showing humans everywhere? You lose diversity points if you show aliens instead of non-whites.

>>6435 What are you talking about? There are non-humans everywhere in yidsney SW. Whites are pretty rare.

Does the empire have no moral boundaries? What are the rules? >freedom, independance, justice He would definitively would hate the republic. >You will sleep when its done wink wink. >All this fucking time talking about the natives of the planet, you would expect some new type of xeno that is oppresed by the EVIL empire >when they show them, they are just another group of diverse and inclusive humans Bravo Disney, bravo!

>Imperial is using an old camera to take photos of the passing space rocks, they think that painting old tech black is more than enough for practical effects It feels that they raided an old camera shop and used everything they found there. >Guy piss by the rocks by facing away from them, Why? So that he doesn't see the two genetic dead ends inside >Husband is evil, look how bad he is with his family, even thought he is doing his best to provide a better life.

>geezer native tells the fat imp to fuck off >tusken TRANSlate it with cultural sensibilities >geezer native knows basic to notice the change, but doesn't have the balls to speak it in basic This is all a waste of time.

>burn the goat skin >get no response >take hostages >engi gets a blaster, but doesn't shoot, he demands for them to let the boy go >aim blaster at a kid, not even the damn wife >engi gets killed by a dyke, she could had killed THE ONLY guy that knows how to navigate the ship. >get scene that hammers you in the head that they are strong independant dykes Is there a difference between rebels and terrorists?

>"What is going on here?" >Story needs to make the character retarded for the good guys to win >Fat guy dies of a heart attack >In a fucking setting where you can navigate space in hyperspace, you can die of a heart attack, it doesn't matter how rich you are, the danger is still there >Dyke shoots an defenseless guy that is running for his life >guy runs at the spaceback and instead of taking his blaster that is sitting next to him he goes for CQC >both tuskens dies >imperials have the higher ground >they still can't shoot a dyke and some guy running on the open into a ship >"Hang on!" >They grab something, but the force is so great that they go flying, somehow the spaceback is fine in his seat

>I need a flight path >Go up >Go down >Go left >TIE systems fails, while the dying kid's tech works fine >mystery meat lesbo dresses like an imp, nobody notice her >Holy shit a fucking xeno in a star wars show?! >"Hey, you wanna steal the ship full of credits?" >Spaceback shoots him >It is not clear if that was a test or he really wanted to steal it >He says that his backstory was a lie, implying that he was trying to steal it from the start, but that wouldn't make sense, because he wouldn't be able to steal the ship, because he doesn't know how to fly it. even the thought of someone not been able to fly a spaceship in a setting where spaceships are like cars is fucking retarded. >Spaceback doesn't steal the ship, why? Because reasons, even thought he is the type of scumbag that would steal it. >Senate scene, there is noone there at all, only a few senators, they should use a small room instead, but got to have that iconic scene!

I can't believe they made a heist boring and slow, so many wasted or long scenes, specially the part when the dyke was doubting herself in the middle of the operation, it went forever. This is one of the worst episodes, because Justiceguy wasn't there.

I salute you for having the temerity to wade through this bilge. I watched the first episode, then started skipping around while reading the (accurate) summaries because nothing matters.

>>6472 Just doing my part, anon. To bad I'm too busy to webm more episodes, i know I know, you are dying to see the next episode.

>>6450 why does the senate look so soulless?

>>6477 To be tonally consistent with the rest of yidsey's soy wars.

>>6477 Because it's the Imperial Senate, it was supposed to be a rubber stamp, souless assembly by the time period.

You know, I didn't hate it. I'm not gonna say that it was phenomenal or anything, because it obviously wasn't, but I think it was a solid show. There were obvious downfalls, but it also had some enjoyable points, and I think it was worth watching

>>6495 Lol. Yidsney, pls.

>>6495 >watching yidsney shit Did you wife's boyfriend kick you out of the bedroom and you just needed something to drown out the noise?

>>6495 I haven't watched it all, but so far its been awful.