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if you stupid niggers cry about it being a youtube link, you're not getting supper tonight
And one, final, probably not my last word on the subject but I can hope, comment on the DLA-7 marketing platform scam but really awesome blaster.
In the Galladinium treasure trove of mental illness lies a notorious article on blaster repair, nobody knows about it but me because nobody's bothered to read that PDF in their fucking lives OTHER than minutia-obsessed slug-brained niggers like me.
The basics of what I'm gonna talk about are as follows.
>1: The cytoplasm is the powerhouse of the cell.
>2: The static pulse adaptors create a magnetic field that guides the blaster bolt
>3: Fuck crystals we're lens mode
Only 2 is actually important there, 3 is just a detail and 1 is a reference.
Static pulse adaptors utilize electromagnetic properties to generate a magnetic field within the barrel and trap the organic-slaying droid-destroying plasma bolt inside.
The origins of this technique date back to a couple decades prior to Exar Kun's Great Sith War (4016) when nonSpace-Mormon Pius Dea culter Mos-Eez J. Galven, Alsakan weaponsmith invented the Micro-Pulse weapon design (weak proto-blasters that used the same concept, pinching a "bolt" ((micro-pulse)) from gas excited into plasma and magnetically hurled out of the barrel) and melted the barrel of his prototype.
The mark 2 included an ingenious system of circuit coils that generated a magnetic field powerful enough to contain the bolt inside of the barrel without deforming it while also helping the bolt maintain its shape, improving every property of death dealing (range, penetration, accuracy, actual heat damage) while keeping the weapon working!
Eventually minor improvements over the span of ~70 years led to the adoption of proper 'blasters' (micro-pulse weapons that used significantly more power from energy cells, BLASTING the gas instead of merely "micro-pusling" it) when the desk jockey niggers at BlasTech and the brilliant and honestly attractive weaponsmiths of Merr Weapon Systems (later known as Merr-Sonn following the big fuckup) managed to figure out things like superior actuating modules, better prismatic lenses, better materials, (i.e. cheaper in BlasTech's case) and overall slight alterations to the original micro-pulse design that stacked on eachother for almost three quarters of a century.
Also the static pulse adaptors didn't exist. No, for the longest time the simple Galven circuitry shit (which he originally invented not even for the micro-pulse weapon, he actually hated energy weapons and considered them an affront to the Goddess and that ritual sacrifice of unclean aliens was superior, but after getting mocked by his genocide buddies about "muh efficiency and slaughter" the electric stun weapon became a secondary system after he perfected micro-pulses just to stunt on the slugthrower obsessed troglodytes)
No, static pulse adaptors were a new feature invented by Merr Weapon Systems to aid the Galven circuitry in their duties. This was created because the weak magnetic field projected by the Galven circuits weren't fucking good enough and slagged barrels were a fucking galactic pandemic ruining faith in blasters everywhere and are the prime reason why in KOTOR 2 you can use Micro-Pulse blasters.
BlasTech went the route of making cheap, replaceable weapon pieces and selling budget repair kits that'd solve your problems if you didn't feel like replacing your Great Value blaster rifles' bits and pieces, at least that was the plan while they tested exotic metals and alloys instead of coming up with a mechanical solution. Merr was offended by this laziness and lack of innovative spirit and when the opposite direction, the direction of costly but effective route of research and development.
The big problem was that the barrels were getting melted over time because the Galven circuits' magnetic fields were weak and let excess heat bleed into the surrounding barrel casing, slagging it. This leads to barrels getting space-fouled up and very well could lead to the thing exploding if it happens near the actuating module. I just saw a typo and fixed it but I bet there's a few billion of those, I need to write when I'm actually awake ffs
Anyways, Merr made the OG-5z (Z for Zersium!) Magnum (Opus) blaster rifle.
Now, semi-automatic blasters were totally fine and could go for thousands of shots with even shitty barrels before fucking up (the DLA-7 platform) but Merr knew blasters wouldn't be forever locked at semi-auto, and instead endeavored to fix this.
The slagging problem really only happens when burst or full auto blasters are used, this problem doesn't exist in big laser cannons (star fighter sized) because you can slap cooling coils and a billion vent systems on them because weight's not as big of a deal when it's strapped to a spaceship opposed to being something the average nigga is gonna pack around a warzone.
The Magnum was going to be a fully automatic blaster rifle that maintained the devastating power of semi-automatic blaster rifles (a DLA-7 can knock a Neo-Crusader on his ass, sure it may not kill him, but what did you expect?) while firing bolt after bolt after fucking bolt, granting a fucking absurd amount of firepower to a single soldier in these times.
The static pulse adaptors are a secondary galven circuit system, they create a second, much more powerful magnetic field that corrals the bolt's heat ahead of the galven circuit field, meaning that there are 2 layers of tard guarding going on for the blaster bolt.
I drew a shitty autism image to illustrate this.
The top is Merr's new design and the bottom is BlasTech's retard cheap design.
The bottom's weak Galven magnet field is like a single mother, weak and incapable of managing her children's energy. It destroys everything around it as a consequence
The top is Merr's static pulse adaptor, a diligent father with a belt.