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>>3975 We don't need HEALING we need ROPE for intolerant bigots! 🤠🔫

Dumping my folder of comedy

Done

>>4011 We should have saw it coming with the obvious Twi´lek fetish he has since ROTJ. If he wants that much to fuck a niggress. Why he didn´t choose a good looking one at least?

>>4013 >If he wants that much to fuck a niggress. Why he didn´t choose a good looking one at least? Because you don't fuck something that's fictional.

>>3940 We need more of these.

>>4023 no u

>>3927 credit to the real one that made this

>>3975 >>3980 kys

>>4221 I'm not really into Star Wars any longer. Certainly not since Yidsney swooped it. Ever read Tolkien Anon? The elves had a recurrent theme "Fighting the Long Defeat". You guys are basically doomed to dealing with an ever-increasing supply of soytards like those useful idiots. Not trying to niggerpill /sw/ BTW, just commiserating with you. I keep you guys archived btw. I enjoy your board.

>>4247 It's now also happening with 40k and Warhammer Fantasy, everything becoming popular, especially nowadays, become pozzed. But Soy Wars was popular from the start.

Anyone got more like pic related?

>mfw reading about the Firebird Society I'm still amazed that kikeney hasn't made this shit canon.

Enjoy, you know what to do.

>>4412 YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD BRING BALANCE THE FORCE, NOT DESTROY IT THINK ANIKEN, THINK!!!

Person wearing Chewbacca costume wanted in New Orleans in stabbing incident https://archive.md/RplKb https://inv.skyn3t.in/watch?v=tRJIv7Yc0p4

>>4422 >THINK ADMIRAL, THINK! WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE AFTER THE EMPIRE KILLED MY PEOPLE?! >BUT... IT WAS SO ARTISTICALLY DONE

>>4382 I was reading about Firebird Society it amazes me how different is West End Games (1997) and Wizards of the Coast (2010) descriptions. In the WEG version, they are loyal to the Empire and want to prove that women can fight for the Emperor, so they focus on fucking up the Rebel scum, they do "borrow" imperial equipment for that. In the WotC version, they would sabotage imperials that are sexist and misogynistic against strong and independent womyn, but they don't betray the empire to the rebels so its ok. What the fuck?

>>4423 Despite being only 14% of the galactic population wookies are responsible for 50% of violent crimes.

WEW

LoL

>>4661 Rename it to Buck 1

>>4668 Kek. So even on the Cloud World, they were dealing fentanyl huh? He should have known better than to dip into his own supply though. Oh, well no real loss tbh.

Got a craving for Old Republic content and decided to try out >TORtanic. Empire chat didn't disappoint.

>>4751 Wait 'till you get to Dromund Kaas, peak Empire chat.

>>4752 Yeah that screencap is already a week old. First thing I saw at DK was some guy ERPing with himself in Portuguese. Korriban, DK and Nar Shaddaa are all peak kino.

https://nitter.42l.fr/EAStarWars/status/1415702845718941701#m >normalfags were waiting for Fallen Order 2: The Trany Awekens game >mfw it is not going to happen I'm glad they are not getting another Star Wars game, but they where a good source for 3D ripping models.

>>4794 Finally some good news

>>4794 Now Fallen Order was that totally-not-another-fucking Dark Souls clone where the MC was a soulless ginger padawan and his master was an ugly sheboon, right?

>>4799 Yes. You want to know the kicker? The group does nothing at the end, they don't have any impact on the galaxy let alone a lonely sector. Hell, if I understand the story correctly, even if they died at the start of the story for some reason, the macmuffin wouldn't be discovered by the Empire and it would be hidden forever. >totally-not-another-fucking Dark Souls Don't forget they added not-Uncharted gameplay too.

>>4797 This isnt funny, it makes me physically ill.

>>4822 You want to know that worst part? He is in a spa in a vacation or mini-Holiday or something and the moment the trailer dropped he went into his hotel room and recorded his reaction while his wife was in the spa. He couldn't wait to finish his vacation with his wife and later record his dumb shit in his home. He became a fucking maymay and a laughing stock and what did he got out of it? Nothing, only a tweet from Mark Hamill and his jewtube channel is still nothing.

>>4823 >the moment the trailer dropped he went into his hotel room and recorded his reaction while his wife was in the spa That's not what happened. His wife's boyfriend wouldn't let him come with them and he had to stay in the room. He was probably just happy Jamal let him watch the trailer for whatever-the-fuck (((they))) called the last movie. I honestly don't remember off the top of my head.

>>4825 The movie was Star Wars: The Rise of Papatine.

>>4857 >captain sjw looks like a woman Completely unrealistic and very problematic.

Best movie.

>>4908 this is so retarded on so many levels. Robots/droids are tools top to bottom, they are purpose built to do work. Every ship, and most everything else, is personified and we have been calling ships 'her' since we first launched them from a carved tree trunk. The droid L337 was terribly written, named, and idolized by such morons. It also made me wonder about

>>4908 >>4909 Technically this could be. It makes sense that some of the droids that develop a personality don't want to live a life of servitude with no rights. Some of the EU material has already had this topic. But of course that idea is completely ruined by terrible writing here.

>>4908 Now here's something I've been wondering. Do people with soyvoices get that way due to an unhealthy intake of soy or is it just a coincidence that everyone that sounds like that ingests gallons of soy and nigger cum daily?

>>4922 https://yewtu.be/watch?v=WD2UrB7zepo Never ending brainwashing into a controlled opposition. The soy just keeps him from waking up.

Funny how words change their meaning over time. Just a few years ago I didn't even notice that word but now I can't help but imagining some republic soldier watching Hololive on the Holonet.

>>4962 >Tolerating the Hutts Don't everyone tolerate the Hutts?

>>4963 Almost everyone. The only people in Star Wars who've gone against Hutts were the Rebels (Luke, Leia, etc in ROTJ) and Xim the Despot.

>>4964 >Luke, Leia, etc in ROTJ Does that really count as the Rebels "going against the Hutts"? That was personal, not in their capacity as Rebels, and the Rebellion would have left them alone were it not for one of their more prominent members being a career criminal who earned a vendetta against himself.

>>4965 Good point I guess. Xim the Despot seems to be the only SW character who was based on the Hutt Question. And he died thousands of years BBY.

>>4966 I can't believe Xim hasn't been explored as much as he deserves. He's literally Alexander the Great IN SPESS, idk how you couldn't like that. If SW wasn't in the hands of the Mouse, I would love to see a Xim the Despot EU novel.

>>4965 I assumed the post-rebellion government went against the Hutts in an attempted to clean up their crime syndicates?

>>4964 >>4965 They didn't moved against the Hutts, they moved against Jabba, a single hutt crime lord, who lots of rivals that would be glad that he was gone. If anything the Pius Dea crusades would be the ones who moved against >Contispex I would launch the first of what would be later known as the Pius Dea Crusades in 11,965 BBY, as a preemptive strike against the Hutts in the Outer Rim Territories. Contispex's successors would continue these conflicts, with at least 34 crusades having been completed by 10,966 BBY. >The Pius Dea Republic would also be engaged in various protracted conflicts with the Hutts throughout that millennium.

>>4971 Based and Goddess pilled

>>4969 It is a Republic tradition to ignore the Hutt menace.

>>4985 Would have unironically been better movies then the yidsney shit pile.

>>5034 Some Thyrsian thuggery to celebrate the new board

>>4985 >markydaysaid

>>5059 Still preferable.

>>5288 What am i exactly looking at? Also... did the artist traced or used some stock photo? Because it looks like.

>>5292 Remember the Solo's girlfriend in the Solo a Star Wars Story movie? Well, she is back and ready to kickass in Star Wars: War of the Bounty Hunters.

>>5295 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFV1pCPF1Dg

>>5295 >Vader >not crushing her windpipe on the spot >bothering to ignite his lightsaber to someone he immediately dismisses as a non person at all This is wrong in so many levels.

>>5295 Theyre trying too hard to keep people interested in their flopped movie.

>>5303 Might as well post the whole thing, I love to share cancer with all of you. Han Solo, for some strange reason the most wanted person in the whole galaxy, even though he was just a space trucker turned rebel a few months or years ago. "Somehow" the Crimson Dawn manage to steal Han Solo frozen ass from Boba Fett! What is Crimson Dawn? It's the (((disney))) attempt to make a new space mafia group, Black Sun? The Exchange? No thanks! (((They))) are not going to pay royalties to old writers. The first page is from the second comic of SW: WotBH. I'm not going to upload the first two comics, because I don't have the stomach for it. >>5306 Is worse than that, they are doing everything they can to make the Crisom Dawn a thing in nuStar Wars.

>>5307 >Say that again, Calrissian. See what happens next. 10/10 writing right there.

>>5308 Using blasters is to loud, but a wookie burning is less noisy.

Man! Qi'ra has some killer moves, she can fight toe to toe against Darth Vader! Look! He is cheating! I bet he would had lost if he didn't use the force like a pussy dick!

>>5309 Forgot to point out that he didn't burn Leia or punched her in the face. Oh no! He is going to kill Han Solo, I cannot wait to read the next comic!

>>5311 At least the art is alright.

>>5310 >I kill who i like Vs >I am not the Emperor. I do not kill for amusement like he does They ruined Vader.

>>5319 I think they wanted him to be more like Kylo Ren, so that they can say "Look, he is just like his grandfather!" type of shit.

>>5320 That's exactly what this felt like. This faggot ain't Vader. Its Kylo Ren larping as Vader. >>5317 Yeah but its like having Rembrandt or van Gogh make a painting depicting some wet dog turd. Sure its painted by people with talent but its still a fucking dog turd.

>vader being provoked by le ebin sick reddit burns >[strong female character] is so awesome she's holding her own in combat with vader >vader even talks about how strong [strong female characer] is >vader has to use the force to win against [strong female character] >vader wins?! against [strong female character]?! i can hardily believe it >vader throws a temper tantrum just like darth soy from the shitty sequel trilogy >but wait right before killing [strong female character] vader gets distracted Did a child write this? >>5317 >At least the art is alright. About that. Image related.

>>5319 Here is the full quote >I'm not the Emperor. I don't kill for amusement, only when it serves my purposes.

>>5322 >About that. Image related. Bro, after reading Kate Leth's Hellcat Run, The Unbearable Squirrel Girl and I Am Not Starfire, do you have any idea how low my standards for mainstream comics are right now?

>>5311 >Luke only has two huge teeth in his mouth and looks like a retard. They really hate luke, eh? >>5322 >About that. Image related. >>5324 The art is average, but it does get lazy a lot.

>>5307 Why does Vader want Han back after he let Boba have him in the first place?

>>5325 >strong wymn that was Maul apprentice >sassy space lesbian indiana jane Crap.

>>5295 What even is happening in those last 3 panels..?

>>5327 Something something plot. Something something Dark Side. >>5311 Why does he need a comm to talk to Luke if he's nearby? Didn't they already have a force bond on Bespin? And sure brilliant move there, cut down Han and cut all ties with the Hutts in the process while royally pissing them off.

>>5356 Boba Fett wants to kill Darth Vader, takes aim, but them remembers that Darth Vader can block blaster shots with his hand, so he gives up. Yeah, it is a waste of space and ink.

>>5311 But wait! There is more! Somehow, Luke has a yellow lightsaber. No, I don't know what the fuck is happening. I was running thru all the issues of this DIFFERENT comic (Yes different, this is the Star Wars 2020 comic which is 16 issues long, the one before is from the Bounty hunter wars something) and I stopped during the 8th issue, fuck that noise.

Isn't Qi'ra amazing? That is why we are using two comic issues showing the same awesome scene if Qi'ra fighting Vader, but with different perspective without adding anything of value to the story.

Remember the OT where all the Imperials were Koruns and hybrids? >be pirate parked next to a super star destroyer >her TIE fighters scratched me ship paint >attack him What could possible go wrong?

>super star destroyer destroys pirate ship How wude.

Is Luke Skywalker going to abandon his friends and let Darth Vader kill Han Solo? Find that and more by buying the next comics, goy!

>yellow lightsaber (((They're))) so incompetent they can't even get the color of the lightsaber right. Let that sink in for a minute. >OT luke: "they're my friends i have to help them" >yidsney luke: "lol sorry i can't do anything just leave it to mary sue"

>>5417 Don't be stupid. Disney is retarded and incompetent, but it's clear that it's not intended to be either the blue Skywalker saber, nor the self-built one he used in RotJ. Even the Bespin flashbacks are obviously him picturing his present self losing again if he were to face Vader as he is in the comic. Either it's one he acquired elsewhere before building his own or it's an incomplete version of the RotJ one that isn't green yet. You're probably supposed to buy some other book or comic for an explanation. But it's not them getting the colour "wrong" and it makes you look like an idiot to attack Disney for mistakes they didn't make instead of the ones they did.

>>5417 He got the yellow saber from someone else, at first I thought the same as you. They are trying to create their own nuExpanded Universe.

>>5404 I don't want to story time this comic, because I don't have a strong stomach, but here are some highlights of the new issue. >The gang doesn't want to fight Vader, because if Qi'ra, that is so fucking amazing at fighting, couldn't beat him, noone can! >Qi'ra masterplan was to piss off vader to show everybody how badass their criminal organization is >Vader doesn't kill Han Solo, it was all a bluff and decides to chase Luke in his fighter >Let me repeat that, Vader doesn't kill Han Solo to fuck with Luke and make him fall to the dark side Beyond retarded.

>>5479 >and the galaxy saw [...] that even the Emperor's greatest enforcer can be hurt. I like how even the leading Rebel figures who watched the fight, the ones ALREADY fighting the Empire, came away with the disheartening conclusion that "if even the great and venerable Lady Qi'ra couldn't hope to beat Vader, what chance do we have?", but meanwhile Queera is under some delusion that her getting completely trounced can become a symbol of inspiration and of proof that the Empire can be beaten. >Vader won't kill Han. He's too valuable a rebel target What the fuck does that mean? Him being a prominent Rebel is a REASON to kill him. Unless Vader plans to use him as bait to draw other Rebels into a trap, except he just did exactly that and wound up accomplishing nothing but looking like a fool for having his bluff called.

>>5480 Did you expect competent writing? (((Disney))) SW writing is like really bad fanfiction sans the 'fan' part.

Did we get another slug for a BO?

Are YTPs allowed in this thread? Here is a series of YTPs made from Revenge of the Sith. It's a whole trilogy using almost the entire movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQhKBn42XcU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP0s1Eh5wxs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv3AgmaAohk

>>6074 Pretty good shit, but start using invidous for muuntube links. https://api.invidious.io/ https://yewtu.be/watch?v=GQhKBn42XcU

Fucking normalfags can't get nothing right.