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Visions Stormtrooper 07/04/2021 (Sun) 03:04:35 No.4703
Hello, fellow Otakus! You like Japanese Anime? And nuStar Wars? Well, I got a surprise for you! https://archive.md/jsYrR >stoormtrooper armor, but modified to look like samurai era armor <It's the First Order Stormtrooper armor <white girl with brown boy >art oozing with nip themes <art oozing with nip themes They only did this because nip anime/manga is more popular than burger comics/cartoon, is a desperate attempt to get those sweet sweet weeb shekels. This might be great, if it was Star Wars preDisney, but I bet is going to fail just for the fact that the faggots are going to be policing EVERYTHING in Visions and not letting the nips do whatever they want with the IP, is not like they can do more damage than disney did. What will the outcome of Visions be? Normalfag will love it, only for the reason that weebshit is popular in CY+6
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>The first short in the anthology is The Duel, by Kamikaze Douga, the studio behind the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure anime. The short will be produced in black and white with occasional splashes of color, and will focus on a story of self-sacrifice for the greater good. The short features new characters designed by Takashi Okazaki, who previously worked on Afro Samurai and Summer Wars. >Golden Kamuy's Geno Studio will produce the second story, Lop & Ocho, which has a more comedic tone and a cute, colorful art style. >The next short revealed, Tattoine Rhapsody, is by Studio Colorido. The short will be done in the style of a rock opera and will feature an appearance from bounty hunter Boba Fett. Colorido previously produced 2020's A Whisker Away and the anime adaptation of Tite Kubo's Bleach spinoff, Burn The Witch. >Two shorts will be created by studio Trigger. The shorts are called The Elder and The Twins, and true to Trigger's trademark over-the-top style, one of the shorts will apparently feature a lightsaber battle fought on top of a flying X-wing. The Twins will be directed by Gurren Lagann's Hiroyuki Imaishi, while The Elder will be directed by Masahiko Otsuka, best known for his work on FLCL and Little Witch Academia. >Kinema Citrus, the studio that produced Tokyo Magnitude 8.0, will create The Village's Bride, which will be a bittersweet story about an exiled Jedi and a young bride in a small village. The short will feature a score performed with traditional Japanese instruments. >The Night Is Short, Walk On Girl's Science Saru is producing a short called Akakiri, which tells the story of a Jedi who meets a princess. The short is directed by animator Eunyoung Choi and is inspired by the works of Akira Kurosawa. Science Saru is also producing a second short, T0-B1, which is about a droid and is said to be inspired by and have a similar tone to Astro Boy. >Finally, Production IG will create The Ninth Jedi, a story that focuses on the daughter of a legendary lightsaber-smith who has to deliver new weapons to a group of Jedi who may not even be alive anymore. The short will be directed by Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex's Kenji Kamiyama.
>>4703 >furfag shit >>4704 >nigger Into the trash it goes.
>>4707 >he doesn't want a qt Lepi as a companion There is nothing wrong with Kemono, since it is OK when the nips do it
>>4703 >First Order crap >Viera knockoff that's not even a Lepi >mandatory diverse romances >ugly as sin aliens >its mostly sequel trilogy and high republic crap Not surprised. Can't say I'm disappointed either since I'm beyond disappointed.
https://archive.md/oICOI >Candon says. “Besides being Japanese, I’m also a chronically ill, queer cyborg, and all of that showed up in some regard.” weW!
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>>4727 >a chronically ill, queer cyborg ?
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>>4703 I want to desperately like this, the japs aren't pozzed yet, but the fact that disney and lucasfilms are overseeing it and chose the studios worries me. Is it worth it to get excited? to even have just a spark of what star wars use to be?
>>4745 >the japs aren't pozzed yet >nips make the most degenerate art possible Well, it depends what kind of poz we are talking, but they should make something good with star wars, sadly there will be no beach scene let alone a hot-spring one.
>>4745 Do you really think yidsney will let the nips do anything non-pozzed with their precious IP? The only reason they're even letting this happen is because manga is destroying western comics in sales and they're hoping to latch onto that. Make no mistake the sheboon with half it's head shaved is what they want to do with SW comics. This is just an attempt to make up for the abysmal sales of Sheboons In Space.
>>4754 Don't forget that there is a High Republic manga on the works.
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Did someone say hotspring beach party?
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>>4747 I'll take there degenerate shit over our degenerate shit. At least theirs looks good.
>>4747 >>4769 I think the important differences are: 1. Degenerate shit isn't all they produce unlike western media where every single thing has to have niggers, faggots and trannies in it and 2. Their degenerate shit isn't usually meant to push some agenda.
>>4770 >Their degenerate shit isn't usually meant to push some agenda. Yeah, the nips will make Vanilla all the way to Guro, because they wan to and it sells in their own specific niches.
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>>4761 >the zeltron love stench enticing even talking dogs Something must be done regarding the zeltron menace
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Found a new video, doesn't have audio, but it is mostly shitty background music. The duo star destroyer canon looks fucking retarded, I was expecting better from the rice eaters. I thought the twins were both girls, looks like I was wrong.
>>4775 >I was expecting better from the rice eaters. I doubt they had a lot of creative freedom. Just look at how yidney acted with the directors for the movies and how many were let go for "creative differences." This is 100% yidney trying to jump on the anime/manga train to make some money. It'll just be their usual shit with a prettier coat of paint.
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The nips just saved star warsu! >Using the TIE Advanced v1 Nips have shit taste in TIEs.
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Generic shonen anime tropes and fights, but with Star Wars iconography! That's it, that's literally everything this anthology has got going fot it.
>>5185 Is not like you will see Shojo, Seinen or Josei stuff in star wars. A shojo manga about Star wars would be nice.
>>5183 >they're keeping the retarded stopping blaster bolts midflight with the force shit And of course there's yet another fucking nigger with nappy hair in it. You can just tell (((Disney))) is keeping a tight grip on the reins to make sure the nips don't do anything "problematic" and the only reason they're having this made this is because animu and manga are BTFOing (((western media))) right now. >>5184 >literally says jedi in engrish >translates it to 'great warrior' Top notch work there, retards.
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>>5183 >>5184 >that fucking ratio on youtube My god I hate goyim cattle.
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>>5198 >that fucking ratio on youtube Disappointment is all too common. Not sure what else you were expecting.
>>5210 >Not sure what else you were expecting. Maybe he was just hoping that the sheep wouldn't be stupid enough to be fooled by yet more yidsney trash just because it has a prettier coat of paint then usual.
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Lucasfilm VP Addressed Star Wars Fatigue over New Content https://archive.md/q5mCt >It's no secret that the Star Wars sequel trilogy and the standalone films that came in quick succession starting 2015 seemed like a bad move for the franchise. The movies, no matter how grand their scale, didn't have the expected effect on fans and this was attributed to "Star Wars fatigue." >“Are we worried about oversaturation? I think we’re always very thoughtful and cautious about how do we keep Star Wars’ specialness in this landscape. We’re mindful, but this wasn’t one of those instances where we had our spidey-senses on a lot because we felt this was such a new offering. >Disney+ has changed the way we’re viewing a lot of what’s possible with Star Wars. So you can get shows like The Mandalorian and Boba Fett because the platform allows for it.” >implying they are not oversaturating with TV shows, just because The Mandalorian was popular
The nips are saving Star Wars! Are you ready to recapture the goold ol' Star Wars Experience?
And the first episode ends. Did yu rike it?
I was expecting 1 hour episodes, but I guess (((they))) didn't want to pay too much so they only gave them enough for 13 minutes, a fucking shame. They took a lot of liberties with the lightsaber, it was so much liberty that I was wondering if they knew how they worked. Also, Helicopter lightsaber umbrella. There is an issue of the continuity of the Guards fight, but I guess it was because of how short the episode is. Aside from that, and a few details it was average at best.
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One would think that he ignites his saber while taking it out of the saya in such a way to stop it from burning his fingers or destroying the saya, but the lightsaber is being hold by the saya in this scene, fucking how? >Da Force! While he is being attacked and falling to his death? Lightsaber is a light source, but not when it matters. And to finish this autistic rambling, the artificial crystals are under his cloths, but you don't see them until the end, even thought they are a light source and should had been visible the moment he moved around like crazy.
Lets continue this amazing season with another episode.
What an amazing concert, Jabba will get rich out of those suckers.
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The nips manage to sneak on something, but it isn't much, better than nothing I guess. Did they really needed to add a padawan in the episode?
That is it for today, I will upload 2 more episodes tomorrow.
Took me a while to webm this, but here it is!
And that is it. I didn't like it, they were suppose to be evil force users, but one goes rogue to save his sister and what is worse, he kills everyone in the star destroyer, beyond retarded. Also, they really wanted that X-wing scene so much that they had a hangar packed with rebel ships only for that. This short would had been perfect for a space battle, but no, they had to fuck it up. The whole episode feels that the nip that wrote this loved "The Last Jedi" on how much stupid shit they did in the short.
After 3 mediocre episodes I wasn't expecting much, but this episode was one of the few episodes that I liked.
Pretty good short, and a nice way to make a nip scene with the lightsaber, way better than The Duel episode. I would even dare to say that I want to see and read more about the characters, to bad that it won't be handle by the original creators, they are now muunikeney properties.
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>>5550 Well, that its for today, see you tomorrow for two more episodes.
If you had to only watch one short of this season, it should be this one.
I like the whole lightsaber color changing showing your alignment.
Wasn't the whole, droid jedis a joke? Also, the nips are treating the lightsaber as a normal sword.
>>5532 >Also, Helicopter lightsaber umbrella. They're doing this again?
>>5563 It was subtle, she just floated for a mere second. At least it wasn't as bad like int he Rebels show.
This whole short felt like a demo, a desperate attempt for Trigger to show that they can make an animu show for their muunike masters in Disney.
This looked pretty good, but then you see the actions of the father that bombed an imperial facility with his family still inside the damn thing. Beyond retarded.
And that's it, did you rike it? If you let the nips handle their own characters to make comic/cartoons/movies/games, what short would you like to see more? I would go with The Ninth Jedi.
And just for shit and giggles, here are the comments of the creators.
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>>5572 Lore? What are you, a nerd?
>>5557 Literally the Best one. its a easy 9/10 for me though the main character needs to fucking go. This and The Elder are the only ones that are above a 4 in my eyes and they do a really good job
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>>5583 >though the main character needs to fucking go. What is wrong with him?
>>5583 Is that a fucking joke? literally NOTHING looks like Star wars in all that weeb zoomer faggot shit. My god kill yourself.
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I have to say, the couple episodes were a surprisingly strong start. CG on episode 1 could have been worse, and episode 2 was definitely uh, different. It's pretty rare seeing a mostly civilian side of the galaxy. but good god, those songs were embarrassing 9th jedi and lepi pussy were the real standouts though.
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>>5619 >Main villain has green hair >those tickets To hell to the lightsaber fights, give me the idol shit!
I can only say this series was completely overshadowed by the release of Deltarune Chapter 2. Shit timing, Disney.
>>5622 >fictional religion based on old japanese samurai movies is great when iterated upon by the culture that made them with minimal fag shit added in by disney. Who knew?
>>4703 0/10 should have ended with serbians beating up everyone.
>>5627 >everything from the Orient is Japanese
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Well, the toys are out, and they didn't make any for best girl.
>>5993 >those double joints Absolute cringe

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